Nemanja Bjelica 17 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2019)

I consider this video to be the initial trial run of my new much-anticipated subscription program, DownToBuck+ (read as “DownToBuck Plus”). DownToBuck+ provides all the same great scrublights as regular DownToBuck, but with more (hence the plus). What that means for the average viewer is that videos which would normally show only made field goals now show all the same made field goals plus any assists, blocks, and steals that the player accumulates during their time on the court.

Normally, a game from Nemanja Bjelica where he scored seventeen points, got four assists, and blocked two shots would result in a video where only the seventeen points are shown. But under the new DownToBuck+ model, the four assists and two blocks are shown despite not meeting my arbitrary threshold for inclusion in the video. If you’ll remember, a player has to get at least five assists before I will bother showing the assists. The same holds true for three blocks. If you don’t get three blocks, I don’t care about the quality of the blocks you did get.

Now that you are sufficiently tantalized by the promise of more comprehensive highlight videos on my channel, it is time to unveil the pricing structure of DownToBuck+:

Season-long subscription: $2,000
Month-long subscription: $1,000
Week-long subscription: $500
1-Day subscription: $100

Special Serb discount: take 50% off all prices!
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Let me know in the comments if you are interested in purchasing a DownToBuck+ subscription, or just donate to my Patreon the proper amount of money and I’ll make sure that you get access to the most amazing new highlights offering since the original debut of my channel seven years ago.

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