Taurean Prince missed out on a twenty-point game by blowing a layup in the fourth quarter, leaving him with just eighteen points, a point total that would most definitely NOT receive a highlight video had my highlight-making schedule been more busy. The blown layup was disappointing from a highlight video perspective, but from a game perspective, it didn’t matter because the Nets had somehow accumulated a twenty-point deficit in the fourth quarter and were never going to dig themselves out no matter how many layups Prince made.
That brings me to my next question: do Nets fans react to Prince’s inconsistent play by cruelly calling him “Taurean Princess”? The attack on Prince’s masculinity by alleging that he is a “princess” (which is the second-girliest of all professions, behind “fairy princess”) would be perfect to utilize when he’s not playing well. For example, when he chucked twelve three-pointers against the Bucks and only made three of them, that would have been a perfect time to log on to Twitter and tweet something to the effect of “Taurean #Princess is at it again. Maybe she can build a new castle with all those bricks.”
Calling him “princess” is also a veiled reference to his girly long hair.
If Nets fans are not taking this opportunity to denigrate Prince in this way, then the only choice is to trade him to the Bucks so I can make those mean tweets. A Thon Maker + Greivis Vasquez for Taurean Prince trade totally works out in the ESPN trade checker. I already checked it so nobody else has to. Just do the trade.