I don’t know why I was wasting my time with all these other videos when this is the video everyone cares about: Jeremy “What Even Happened To Jannero” Pargo scoring 15 points in a real-life NBA game on a real-life NBA court against a real-life NBA team with real-life NBA fans watching. After being out of the league for 6 whole seasons. This might be my best video of the year, no lie. And you should trust my judgment on this; I’ve seen them all.
I am finding it hard to express how hyped I am right now. So in lieu of some awkward sentences attempting, but failing, to convey the true depth of my hype, I will use a series of exclamation points:
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That should get the (exclamation) point across. If it didn’t, here’s an approximation of how hyped I am: take how hyped I was for Reggie William’s random comeback with the Pelicans (which was a large amount of hype) and multiply it by 100. It’s just so cool that Pargo can make his triumphant return after so long out of the league, and at the age of 33 no less. His 10-day might be expiring pretty soon, but I’ll bet he’ll get another, and maybe he can reenact some of his better games with the Cavaliers from the beginning of the 2012 season.
I did make a video for his 28-point game, by the way. This was right at the beginning of my channel, so the description was laughably short, but the video was not laughable at all. It was so good that it was one of the few videos I actually reuploaded on my DownToBuck Highlights Archivium channel. Only people who have donated to my Patreon can see it right now (along with a bunch of other vintage content), but I think during the All-Star break I’ll make those vids available to everyone. People need to see Pargo scoring 28 after they get done watching him score 15 almost a decade later.