Behold: buckets one through four of Talen Horton-Tucker’s presumably illustrious career. You are seeing it all, right now. A full-on bucketilation. Will it stay that way? There is a good chance that it will. We could be looking at 100 percent of his season bucket output contained in one single game.
Which means that you really, REALLY, should watch this video. You can’t afford to miss it. This is the most important vid of the year, honestly. Unless you’re a Lakers fan who’s been checking out their G-League squad, no one has even really seen Horton-Tucker on the court in a professional setting. We are watching the forging of a brand-new NBA player right now.
Apparently the YouTube algorithm is unknown and unknowable to all, even the people who created it, but that doesn’t mean that I won’t do my darnedest to try and manipulate it so that more people have it recommended to them. The first step should’ve been to make a different thumbnail than usual by drawing red circles on it and then having red arrows pointing at said circles. Careful analysis of YouTube trends has led me to believe that YouTube favors videos with red circles in the thumbnail.
But I’m too classy for that, DownToBuck is no sellout. So the real first step was to send this vid to my mom disguised as a cute cat video. As soon as she clicks it, YouTube will notice that this vid is popular in the oft-coveted older lady demographic, and start recommending it to all older ladies. YES! I’m just going to sit here and watch the views roll in.