While pondering whether or not to make this video, I was thinking to myself, “You know DTB old pal, the limit for Duncan Robinson these days is twenty points. He’s a legitimate scorer now. You can’t insult him by making a highlight video for every single game where he scores in double digits.”
And then I took that weak part of my brain and I CRUSHED it. Whatever sliver of psyche was trying to tell me that nineteen points isn’t enough for a Duncan Robinson highlight video, it’s dead now. It will never influence my thoughts again. Instead, the entirety of my gray matter is filled with neurons whose only purpose in life is to think about Duncan Robinson 24/7. You know how brains stay active for a little while after we die? When I die, those neurons are still going to be trying to figure out when Duncan Robinson IV is going to enter the league so that the legacy of three-point mastery can continue.
The truth is, I can’t get enough of Robinson and his sweet shooting stroke. The three-ilation that I made for him this season (a three-ilation which is now out of date) is such a satisfying viewing experience that there’s not really a reason for any other videos to exist. A true NBA fan would only watch Duncan Robinson videos and nothing else.
Now if only I could crush the part of my brain that demands fried chicken wings at all hours of the day. These cravings are really hard to ignore.