Who says that the Morris twins need each other around to be successful? Marcus had a decent first game with the Pistons, and for an encore put on a very Markieff-esque performance while the real thing was 2000 miles away in Phoenix. It was seriously exactly like watching his brother out there.
I don’t know if a diet of contested midrange jumpers is good for the long-term health of the Pistons, but I don’t care. They’re 3-0 on the hairy back of Andre and the hairy face of Marcus. Pundits have been predicting playoffs for them for a long time. Is this the year?
The only things that can stop them now are Brandon Jennings’ return and those pesky assault charges on the Morrii. Don’t judge, man. You’d gang-beat someone too if they were dissing your mom.