I knew while compiling this vid that I was gonna get beat by DawkIns (and GD, may he rest in peace, oh wait he’s back again) by a mile on upload time. He has his methods, I have mine, and mine mean that I can never be first to provide highlights of the sick (or should I say “SiCK!”) performances.
But we all know that his account is going to get deleted again some day (every year or so seems to be the timeline), while my immortal account will continue to chug along with nary a scratch. And when that day comes, I will be the most trusted purveyor of Reggie Jackson’s 40-point domination of the Blazers.
And dominate he did. He held them down and made them brush their teeth with his own special formulation of toothpaste, comprised of 90% dump and 10% seething hate. I was able to watch this crapping-on as it unfolded, thanks to the paucity of highlight-quality performances tonight, tuning in when the game was tied at 98. While I sat with my eyes bugged out and my mouth hanging open, Reggie scored bucket after bucket, paused to let Andre Drummond brick some free throws, and then piled on a few more buckets to hit 26 in the quarter and 40 in the game.
In light of this, I will refrain from doing Andre Drummond highlights. 29 and 27 just doesn’t seem all that sick after this.