I hate it when this happens. I get a whole bunch of assists for a video, and it turns out, well, we’re not talking about Magic Johnson here, that’s for damn sure. It’s still 8 assists for Danilo Gallinari tonight, so I guess I have no choice but to show them, despite their lackluster-ness.
The 32 points part of these highlights, though, that’s all good. Fans of dunks will be disappointed to find that he only had one (a pretty good one, at least by his mangled-legs standards). Alternately, fans of three-pointers will feel something rising in their loins at the sight of Gallo canning five of them.
Remember that if the feeling in your loins lasts for more than six hours, see a doctor immediately. Don’t want anyone getting hurt watching these things.