QUICK QUIZ: which of these things does Monta Ellis have?
a.) Oral Herpes
b.) A college diploma
c.) It All
d.) $wag
Answer B is clearly incorrect, as Ellis came to the NBA straight out of high school. Answer A is plausible, given the volcanic appearance of his face, but unsubstantiated at this point. Answer D is almost right, but Ellis doesn’t actually have any $wag – he just thinks he has it (yes, there is a difference). The illusion of $wag does occasionally manifest itself into true $wag, as evidenced by him scoring 25 points in one quarter. Anyway, back to our quiz. Having eliminated all other options, answer C is the correct choice. Yep, that’s right folks.
Monta Ellis have it all.