Robin Lopez has the best hair in the league. This is a fact and cannot be disputed. It looks like someone took the biggest popcorn ever, painted it brown, and stuck it on his head.
Which is why his nickname should be “popcorn”. Think of all the cool stuff commentators could do with that one. “Get out the Popcorn!” after he dunks it. “Do I hear something popping?” after he blocks a shot. “No salt, but extra butter please!” after a sick assist.
Damn, I should be a commentator or something. Those lines are gold.