Pop quiz time! Get out your pencils, kids, and make sure they’re sharp, because this one is a real doozy!
Question one: What kind of an omen is the Warriors dropping 149 points against the Lakers in Brandon Ingram’s first NBA start?
A. A good omen.
B. Deadly… OMENS!
C. A bad omen
D. An ominous omen
E. Null omen
F. All of the above
Question two: On which King Diamond album did the classic track “Omens” appear?
A. Fatal Portrait
B. Abigail
C. “Them”
D. Conspiracy
E. One of the later albums that no one cares about
F. All of the above
Alright, pencils down! It’s time for grading. First off, if you answered “F. All of the above” for either question, you are just a huge dumbass, because it makes no sense in either case. There’s a reason that answer was F, it was because if you selected it then you get an F as a grade. Case closed, dumbass.
The correct answer for question 1 was “E. Null omen”. If you believe in the concept of omens, good or bad, ominous or otherwise, you are a dumbass. Things just happen, they don’t signal of things to come, the universe is chaotic and random, and you are a dumbass if you believe otherwise. Again, case closed. If you answered “B. Deadly… OMENS!” give yourself half credit, because King Diamond is a badass.
The correct answer for question 2 was “B. Abigail”. This is a matter of fact, not opinion, so any other answer is straight up incorrect. This one should have been easy, right? If not, you guessed it, you are a dumbass.