Six assists seems like a lot for Seth Curry until you remember (or learn for the first time, if you’re a filthy casual) that he had a 15-assist game with the Kings in the penultimate game of the 2015-16 season. My video for that performance sadly was purged during the DTB-pocalypse, but I still have…
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Miles Bridges 20 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Three 20-burgers (and I don’t mean “games where he scored between 20 and 29 points, I mean exactly 20) in four games for Miles Bridges, with the other one being 18. It seems like 20 is now the amount of points we can expect from him on any given night. With this new development, now…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
I think I’m going to have to institute a policy for Duncan Robinson similar to the one I had to for Joe Harris: no 20 points = no video. It pained me to do that to Lumber Joe, but it had to be done; I was simply flooding the marketplace with too many low quality…
Read MoreJuan Hernangomez 16 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Normally I have a policy where if a player has a bad game, they don’t get a highlight video. That seems like a totally normal policy for a highlight-maker to have, right? Well, I went against it to make this video, simply because of how hyped I am that Juan Hernangomez is getting unleashed in…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Elfrid Payton can put up all the statisticals that he wants, but there’s nothing he can do to make people care about him. The little amount of care (which could more accurately be termed “derision”) that people previously had for him went away when he lopped off his hair tower and started looking like a…
Read MoreKevin Porter 18 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Haters who direct their hate towards Kevin Porter Jr. would do well to realize that Porter is still only 19 years old, with only 8 players in the NBA who are younger. If haters want their hater status temporarily revoked, they have to name those 8 players without consulting any reference material. Personally, I came…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
Shown in this video: Marquese Chriss enacting brutal REVENGE on the Suns for foolishly giving up on him, tearing down rims and blocking shots with primal fury. Not shown in this video: Marquese Chriss getting blocked by Devin Booker but showing incredible restraint by not punching him in his smug face after he started yapping…
Read MoreJa Morant 20 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
If the NBA award voters cave to public pressure, the pressure applied by utter casuals who don’t even watch games, to make Zion Williamson the ROTY of the Year, I’m going to be upset. Not really upset enough to do anything besides make snarky comments on the internet (coincidentally, the same thing I am doing…
Read MoreLarry Nance Jr. Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
I would like to reiterate my astonishment that Larry Nance Jr., who isn’t even that bad of an offensive player, only has a career-high of 23 points. It just doesn’t seem possible that this dude, who can score in a bunch of different ways and has been in the league for half a decade now,…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 28 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2020)
It was good for Devonte’ Graham to hit some threes in this game; if he had gone in to the three-point shootout having gone 1-for-9 and 0-for-whatever in his last two games, there’d be no way he could win. He’s still probably not going to win anyway, but now he has the confidence granted by…
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