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Jared Dudley 23 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2013)

Jared Dudley is a 100% total bust. He has been nothing but trash for every team he’s played for and I have to think that the only reason he keeps getting gigs is pity. He also rocked the worse cornrows I’ve ever seen in the NBA. What a worthless scrub. Just kidding (except the cornrows…

Darrell Arthur 20 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2013)

I think Grizzlies fans may overrate Darrell Arthur a bit. When he got injured and missed the whole of last year, many of them claimed that their relative lack of success in the playoffs was because of his absence. “Just wait.” they said. “Next year when Darrell Arthur comes back we are going to make…

Tiago Splitter Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2013)

Did you hear about the new live-action Beavis and Butt-Head movie they’re making. I heard from an inside source that the actor for Butt-Head is none other than San Antonio Spurs superstar Tiago Splitter! They couldn’t have picked a better person for the role. This second career doesn’t seem to have affected him much, as…

Chris Johnson 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2013)

Chris Johnson. Unless you are an NBA junkie or Timberwolves fan, you probably don’t know who this is. With a name like Chris Johnson you are pretty much doomed to obscurity. And not only that, but he shares his name with ANOTHER totally scrubby player who just got signed by the Grizz. So if you’re…

J.J. Redick 26 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2012)

“Mrs. Redick, we’re calling about your son Jonathan. He was caught skipping class today.” “Don’t worry Mr. Osterman, I’ll give him a lecture when he gets home. A fourth-grader should know better than to ignore his education.” “It’s not that, Mrs. Redick. He failed to go to his third-period English class because he was still…

Ersan Ilyasova 27 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/22/2013)

I try to do repeats as temporally separate as possible. Sometimes it doesn’t work out. Like when Ersan Ilyasova has two huge games in a row. 27 and 14 followed up by an even better 27 and 16. By the time the end of the season rolls around I’m gonna be doing “Ersan Ilyasova 27…

Kyrie Irving 40 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2013)

Pop Quiz time: Which of the following is true? A.) Kyrie Irving is a total beast B.) Kyrie Irving is a surefire all-star this year C.) A team with Lebron and Kyrie would infinty-peat until the universe dies, and then keep doing it anyway because they are so unstoppable D.) All of the above If…

Kirk Hinrich 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2013)

Kirk Hinrich is not really filling Derrick Rose’s shoes very well. Can he even dunk? Derrick Rose dunked all the time, Kirk, come on man can’t you just dunk it a few times? Look at Nate that guy is like 5 feet tall and he can do it. Just try harder. I guess we can’t…

Martell Webster 24 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/21/2013)

Is Martell “W-Mart” Webster a bust? Yes. You could state it that way. But last time I called somebody a bust in one of these descriptions, some homer commentator called me “retarded” and accused me of only looking at box scores, so I will refrain from referring to Webster as a bust. He’s actually really…

Kemba Walker Career High 35 Points (6 Threes) Full Highlights (1/21/2013)

Remember when Kemba Walker had a historically bad rookie season in terms of shooting? Yeah. That was a blast. Except for Bobcats fans. But everyone else loved it. But now he is, get this, an actually good player! I didn’t really expect this. I mean, yeah, he’s still a total chucker, but now he shoots…