https://youtu.be/lf4O8UNdBGY In an alternate life, I’m a Lithuanian potato farmer, and on my YouTube channel NoriPrienai, I’ve been uploading 144p vids of LaMelo Ball playing for my favorite LBL team, while taking breaks from tending my beautiful underground brown spheroids, In another alternae life, I’m an Australian wallaby wrangler, and on my YouTube channel IllyasovaIllawarra,…
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Marcus Smart 24 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
Usually when I want to harvest the sweet ambrosia that is Celtics fan tears, all I have to do is say something like “you paid Marcus Smart fifty million dollars to hustle and suck at shooting”, strap on the apparatus (just a pair of goggles with some tubes attached for the tears to run through),…
Read MoreBruce Brown 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
The idea of Bruce Brown probably works better on teams that aren’t the Pistons. A point guard with elite (yeah, I went there) defense who can pass a bit and doesn’t really want to (or, in some cases, simply can’t) score? If you’ve got a superstar wing or something, Brown probably seems like a good…
Read MoreDarius Garland 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
Has Darius Garland turned the proverbial corner? Has he stopped playing like a slug and started playing like a 5th overall pick? Has he he figured out the intricacies of the NBA game and will now start playing with pose and confidence? I don’t know about all of that, but he was pretty good tonight….
Read MoreTristan Thompson Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
Tristan Thompson could feel that he was lying down on a hard surface. Why would that be the case? The chances of him going to sleep somewhere so uncomfortable were remote. He decided to open his eyes rather than stubbornly keep them shut. The sight that greeted his opened eyes was a beautiful, yet confusing,…
Read MoreJaxson Hayes 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
Jaxson Assaults (Xylophone) Shots On Net Hair Assaults Your Eyes SomeoneGiveHimTheRookieOfTheYearAwardAlready
Read MoreThaddeus Young 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
There was a fair amount of optimism for the Bulls heading into the season. It’s not like the fanbase was expecting a championship or anything, but the playoffs seemed like a reasonable goal. One of the reasons for that optimism: the acquisition of Thaddeus Young, glue-guy extraordinaire who has been a solid contributor on (mostly)…
Read MoreDerrick Jones 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
I might need to recalibrate my view of Derrick Jones. 18 points doesn’t seem like a whole lot of points for him, but in reality, it’s only 1 off his career-high 19, which he set last game without me exactly realizing that it was a career-high. For some reason I’ve got this image in my…
Read MoreAlen Smailagic 10 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
Mike Breen, listen man, I know it sucks having to commentate for the Warriors on ESPN while they’re mired in their worst season in a long time and playing lineups of players that nobody has ever heard of, but could you at least throw in a “BANG!” when Alen Smailagic hits a three to give…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 23 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
Not shown in this video: Serge Ibaka committing an away-from-the-play foul on an inbound with seventeen seconds left and the Raptors only up by one. Terry Rozier splashed the free throw and the Hornets kept possession, basically guaranteeing that the game would at least go to overtime if not end in a Hornets victory. Ibaka’s…
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