In a stunning rebuke of the conventional NBA-player style of putting apostrophes wherever they want in their name, Oshae Brissett has resolutely refused to include even one of the punctuation marks. “O’Shae” just looks a whole lot better, but Brissett has his convictions and he’s sticking with them. I respect that. Problem is, whenever I…
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Sekou Doumbouya 15 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/7/2020)
“Dear Diary, I can’t believe it. That rookie from France has had another good game. I tried so hard to destroy his confidence and prematurely end his career with my unfair treatment of him, but now, when I have no choice but to give him minutes, he plays like a ten-year veteran. I don’t even…
Read MoreSteven Adams Triple Double 10 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
https://youtu.be/iTQm9X1UBmM I am SO over big-man triple-doubles. From now on, any time I see that a dude greater than 6’9″ in height got a triple-double, my only reaction will be a big, exaggerated, arms-fully-outstretched yawn. As the kids say, “miss me with that”. Am I using that phrase correctly? I don’t care. Nikola Jokic is…
Read MoreJerami Grant Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
https://youtu.be/FmmI2bgBsKw The lanky man sat up from his position lying prone on the floor. He looked around a little bit. Then, as if the scene was too much for him, he closed his eyes and lay back down again. Lying there on the hard marble floor, knowing what awaited beyond his eyelids but refusing to…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 11 Points/Career High 14 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
While making this video, I was getting the feeling that some of these assists given to Tomas Satoransky weren’t quite legitimate. In the interest of truthfulness and accuracy, I will go through each assist one-by-one to determine whether or not the assist should have been awarded. Assist 1 (Zach LaVine): Legit bounce pass right into…
Read MoreDaniel Gafford 13 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
Daniel Gafford is getting consistent minutes now, which is an improvement over the beginning of the season when he often wasn’t getting into games at all. However, I am of the opinion that he’s still not getting enough playing time. He’s looking like prime Dwight Powell out there, and Powell’s been leading the Mavericks in…
Read MoreJordan McRae 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Jordan McRae was 8-of-24 (!!!!) from the field in this game. Not only did he attempt more shots than he scored points, but that ratio was even more out-of-whack than it usually is in these situations. That’s now two straight games where he’s been chucking up bricks with no conscience (he was…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 18 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
Trevor Ariza has always been known as a contract year guy who tricks teams into thinking that the way he plays during contract years is the way he’ll play all the time if you just give him enough money. This reputation, which is definitely not a secret if I know about it, didn’t prevent the…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
Devonte’ Graham was on pace to have another not-so-good scoring night, but then he went and hit a bunch of threes and free throws and stuff to give him 22. One minute, I’m looking at the boxscores thinking “well Terry Rozier has way too many points but at least Devonte’ Graham is kinda sucking, nice…
Read MorePatty Mills 21 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
I will have you know that I am NOT EVEN MAD right now. Not even a little bit. You might think that, as a Bucks fan, I would be mad, but I am actually the farthest thing away from being mad as it’s possible to be. On the contrary, I think it may be YOU…
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