13 points on 4-for-14 shooting, I am honestly appalled at how low my standards have fallen. But I have some reasons for making this video that I will lay out for you (and also for me, because I’m seriously considering just deleting this one and pretending it never happened): Reason for this video’s existence number…
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Mitchell Robinson 14 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
Despite not having a point guard for the majority of the season, Mitchell Robinson is 6th in the league in dunks, with 61. All the dudes around him have a point guard who can feed them the ball and get them easy shots at the rim. Except for Robinson. I wish I could say that…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 16 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
Elfrid Payton has many flaws as a basketball player, but he has one attribute that makes him very attractive to Knicks fans right now: point-guardiness. The Knicks have been without a real, actual, run-the-offense point guard for… since whenever Payton got injured in the first place. And it has showed. Their offense has been chaotic,…
Read MoreBen McLemore 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
There are two options here: Option numero one: The Rockets’ medical staff doesn’t know that bandaids come in skin tones other than “really white but not as white as Mason Plumlee”. Option numero two: The Rockets’ medical staff is too cheap to buy bandaids that match the skin tones of their players. Bonus option numero…
Read MoreDamion Lee 21 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
It may be different for actual Warriors fans (the ones that haven’t gone into hibernation, that is), but I’m finding this current Warriors incarnation very fun. In years past, you knew what you were going to get for the most part, the only question was which superstar scorer was going to go off and how…
Read MoreAlec Burks 24 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
It still blows my mind that Alec Burks played seven full seasons (plus one partial season) for the Jazz. I guess technically they weren’t full seasons, because he was injured for big chunks of some of them, but he was there for 8 training camps. I figure that John Stockton and Karl Malone have statues…
Read MoreJaren Jackson Career High 43 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
Jaren Jackson awoke from his sleep and was immediately startled by his surroundings. However, the immense comfort of the bed he was sleeping in somewhat dampened his response, and he drew the luxuriously soft white covers closer to him while he pondered the strangeness of the situation. He didn’t even remember going to sleep at…
Read MoreJabari Parker 20 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
Okay, the anger is subsiding a bit now that the Bucks won. I’m still very upset that Jaren Jackson Jr. ended up scoring 43, but if the Bucks win, he can score all the points he wants. That banked in three was total BS though. If I make a vid for him (I’m totally not,…
Read MoreDe’Andre Hunter 21 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
I am pretty much WAY too mad to write anything coherent right now because I was forced to witness Jaren Jackson Jr. hit 7 threes in the third quarter against the Bucks. What the frick. Is that fair? No, it’s not fair. This is further evidence (the first piece of evidence was Jeff Teague scoring…
Read MoreOFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS TOO GOOD FOR MY CHANNEL POWER RANKINGS (PLUS BONUS RE-INCLUSION POWER RANKINGS) [2019-20 EDITION]
Before we get to the meat of this list, let me just say that I apologize for the delay in getting this season’s version of the exclusion list written. It was supposed to happen during the off-season, but then I burnt myself out writing descriptions for -ilations, so I put it off. And put it…
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