CHRIS CLEMONS SHOT DISTRIBUTION WATCH UPDATE: 62 THREES, 15 TWOS THIS CONCLUDES THE CHRIS CLEMONS SHOT DISTRIBUTION WATCH UPDATE STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES ON THE STATUS OF CHRIS CLEMONS’ SHOT DISTRIBUTION Clemons was a little bit more extreme than usual in his shot selection tonight; he attempted 11 threes, and only 1 two (which…
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Lonnie Walker 16 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
Don’t worry, Lonnie Walker’s injury isn’t too gruesome on the surface. I don’t generally show the really bad ones. Of course, the non-gruesome ones are sometimes the worst, and the fact that this was a non-contact injury followed by him limping all over the place until finally limping his way to the locker room while…
Read MorePatty Mills 26 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
DeMar DeRozan might be a free throw line choke-artist, and LaMarcus Aldridge may be a slow loafer with an attitude, but Patty Mills is still in San Antonio, showing the rest of the team some of the magic from the glory days of the Spurs, hitting a game-winner nearly as time expired in overtime. The…
Read MoreBam Adebayo Triple Double 18 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
Russell Westbrook may have worked very hard to show the entire world that triple-doubles are a near-worthless statistical non-achievement that any player can get as long as they try (or statpad) hard enough, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not getting excited to witness the birth of yet another triple-double machine in the NBA. Often,…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 28 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
Luka Doncic is dead. There is no getting around that unpleasant fact. He may have looked like he was alive when he was “walking” off the court and into the locker room, but he was actually dead, and the movements people saw were similar to what happens when you cut the head off a chicken….
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 16 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
Denzel Valentine had been dead for a very, very long time. It’s not often these days that players miss whole seasons due to injury (as compared to the old days, when medical technology was so primitive that stubbing your toe was a two-week kind of injury and any ligament damage at all was grounds for…
Read MoreBrandon Clarke 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
Warning: this Brandon Clarke video contains an alarming, almost criminal amount of brutal whammage. Honestly, this entire video, but especially the part where Clarke rides Ian Mahinmi like a horsie all the way from the free throw line to the rim and booms all over him, should be sent to the deepweb where it belongs….
Read MoreDillon Brooks 27 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
When I ignored Dillon Brooks’ recent nineteen-point performance, which was actually so recent as to have occurred last night, I had the feeling that I wouldn’t regret it too much. However, there was a part of me that felt like I was letting down the Grizzlies fans out there who wanted to see Brooks’ 6-of-17,…
Read MoreDerrick Jones 17 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
Just like the Jacob Evans 13 Points highlight video that I made and now am feeling large amounts of regret towards (YouTube makes it very easy to delete videos…), this Derrick Jones Jr. 17 points highlight video doesn’t sit well with me because he only made four shots. There were 57 players last night who…
Read MoreJeff Teague 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/13/2019)
You know what would be way more interesting and entertaining then a Jeff Teague highlight video where he scores 22 points by way of ten free throws? A Marquis Teague highlight video. Any kind of Marquis Teague highlight video at all. “Marquis Teague 10 Points/2 Assists/1 Butt-Scratch Full Highlights” would be the kind of video…
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