Mike Scott had the offseason that all NBA players dream of: the kind where you go around and beat up NFL fans. What could be better than going to a tailgate before a game and getting into a skirmish with a drunk fan? And since it’s an NFL-related issue, the NBA won’t even punish you…
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Jeff Green 19 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)
Jeff Green proved last year that he could still be a decent-ish scorer as long as literally no one (as in fans) paid attention to what he was doing. He averaged 12 points per game with the ‘Zards last year, a fact I know intimately because it seemed like I was making a vid for…
Read MoreJaren Jackson 26 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)
If Jaren Jackson was a meatball sub, how many meatballs do you think would be on that sub? It’s a question that’s open to debate, certainly. Many of the worlds’ top minds are working on it at this very moment. But that shouldn’t stop the layperson from adding their own input to the discussion. We…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 19 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)
It has come to my attention that Domantas Sabonis is averaging around 18.5 points per game this season. That’s… way more than I expected. He is scoring a LOT of points and I somehow didn’t really notice. That fact means that the last two Sabonis vids I uploaded prior to this one were depicting below…
Read MoreBen McLemore 27 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)
On the surface, it may seem like James Harden had a better game tonight than Ben McLemore. After all 34 points is, following the arcane precepts of mathematics, more than 27. Similarly, 6 rebounds is more than 2, 4 assists is more than 0, 3 steals is more than 1, and 1 block is more…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 25 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)
The tradition for teams who have just fired their coach is to play REALLY hard and win the next game. This happens all the time, even though teams that fire their coach midseason are almost invariably doing very poorly and are hardly able to win any game no matter how hard they play. The Knicks,…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)
Can some horrible team please just trade for Boban so that they can play him 30 minutes a night and have him be the centerpiece on offense? Please? I’m looking at the Knicks right now, and I’m seeing a whole lot of nothing. Why not give the loyal New York fans something to ironically cheer…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2019)
The Pacers must be wondering why they can’t seem to beat the Pistons. Three of their eight losses have come at the hands of the team from Motor City. Meanwhile, three of the Pistons’ nine wins came against the Pacers. The Pacers are good and the Pistons are not so good, so why is this…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 21 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2019)
I shouldn’t have said all those mean things about Terrence Ross in the last video description for him. He has well and truly put me in my place. He has “sat me down” so to speak. With two twenty-point games in a row and his slump perhaps coming to an end, the furious pen of…
Read MoreCody Zeller 17 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2019)
Cody Zeller has been in Charlotte for seven years now, having predated even the rebirth of the “Hornets” moniker (his rookie season was as a Bobcat). That’s a long time to be in one place without experiencing any considerable amount of team success. Check out the records of the teams that Zeller has been on:…
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