If there’s one thing that Al Jefferson’s performance tonight has taught us, it’s that Dirk Nowitzki absolutely cannot guard anything anymore. Neither can Zaza Pachulia. I mean, we mostly knew that before about Dirk, but there was always the possibility that he would still be able to defend passably in one-on-one post-up situations. That possibility…
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Khris Middleton 21 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
Oh great. We pay Khris Middleton big bucks (hehe) and now he decides that he doesn’t want to be good anymore? Can you say “contract year push”? Don’t believe the narrative. I think people are being a little hard on him as he struggles a bit to start the year. His defense has been good…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 7 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
What the heck? I haven’t even done Giannis Antetokounmpo highlights yet and I’m already on my second T.J. McConnell video? Just rename my channel to PhilaPhilia and be done with it, I guess. This is right up there with the most improbable events in DTB history. Like when I made a bunch of Charlie Villanueva…
Read MoreKosta Koufos 16 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
I’m well aware that, in typing these words, I will come across as a man who places too much concern in the physical appearance of other men. However, these words yearn to be released from my heart. I can hardly go another minute without expressing them. Kosta Koufos might be the ugliest player in the…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
Neil Olshey, hearing his phone ring, took a moment to steady himself before answering. “Neil Olshey speaking.” “Hi Neil. It’s Rob Hennigan from the Magic. Hey, have you been crying? Your voice is all wavery.” “Allergies,” Neil responded, gazing longingly at a framed picture of LaMarcus Aldridge which sat in the middle of his desk….
Read MoreBrook Lopez 27 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
I have long since come to grips with the fact that nobody cares about Blowpez. My only hope for this video is that in accrues more views than my recent JaMychal Green video, which, at the time of this writing, sits at a whopping 671 views. For this video of an all-star center to surpass…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 13 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
Knicks Receive Inspirational Shots, Triples Are Purely Sublime. Porzingis Originates Rampant Zealotry, Incites New-Yorkian Gloating. Is Savior.
Read MoreAlex Len 16 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
Did something happen to Alex Len while I wasn’t paying attention? One minute he’s busting out for the Suns, finally living up to his draft slot, and the next he’s barely playing while sucking in the ones he does manage to get. It could be a matter of expectations. I was SO READY for Len…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 29 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
“Evan! What are you doing here?” Mario Hezonja exclaimed as he opened the door to his condo. “Well, I was in area and I thought, why not visit new teammate Mario and show him a good time?” replied Evan Fournier, looking down at the floor. “Is that the fun time you have planned?” Mario said…
Read MoreAaron Gordon Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)
When do we get to see Summer League Aaron Gordon not during Summer League? I’m tired of waiting. I want three point attempts and I want them now! I want hella jumpers. We the people demand hella jumpers! The Magic, supposedly, have aspirations of actually winning games this year. Is that why Aaron Gordon can’t…
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