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Langston Galloway 21 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2015)

Langston “Gallstone” Galloway is pretty much the only reason I would ever tune in to a Knicks game these days. Him and that strung-out Russian guy. Watching these guys score buckets in the face of considerable adversity (no coach to speak of, no surrounding talent to take the pressure off, Spike Lee yelling obscenities) is…

Randy Foye 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2015)

Randy Foye is low-key having the worst season of his career right now. His 37% from the field is Brandon Jennings-esque and his 34% from three is not what we’ve come to expect from the Foyenicator. This prolonged slump, combined with him missing a ton of games with an injury, means that I shouldn’t be…

Gorgui Dieng 19 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (3/19/2015)

“Gorgui, I need some of your good old-fashioned West African widsom right now.” Zach LaVine had trundled over to Gorgui Dieng’s locker, looking sad. Gorgui turned to face him with a stern expression. “I seem to remember young Zach asking before for sage advice, but when Gorgui try to tell story of The Fish who…

Zach LaVine 20 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2015)

I don’t know what the hell Zach LaVine thought he was doing at the end of the game tonight against the Knicks. He made those 4 free throws at the end, knowing full well that a win would leave New York as the undisputed worst team in the league, thus making them the most likely…

Elfrid Payton Triple Double 15 Pts/12 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

I would’ve taken the shot too. Just grabbed the last rebound for my triple double, dribbling up the court, the chance to take the go-ahead shot with 30 seconds left after trailing the whole game? I ain’t passing. That ball is going up, and it’s going in the hole. It’s what every kid dreams about….

Giannis Antetokounmpo 19 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Fame is fleeting. Just as Giannis Antetokounmpo started putting up some monster scoring nights, the eye of the basketball public had already redirected its gaze to a new intriguing foreigner with insane physical gifts, Rudy Gobert. People still like Giannis and everything, but Rudy is the hotter topic right now. It doesn’t help that the…

Maurice Harkless 18 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

After being freed from King Vaughn’s dungeon, Moe Harkless has emerged from his comatose state to actually do okay in the past few games. By “do okay”, I of course mean “get minutes”. Moe’s been a bit garbagey since the coaching change, but that can be explained by his ass cheeks getting chemically fused to…

Harrison Barnes 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Does anybody else get really mad when fans start getting excited in the arena? I don’t know, it just annoys me for some reason, since my way of watching basketball is to stare, mouth agape, at the screen, with no emotion or feeling. When the commentators start getting louder and louder, and the crowd all…

Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

Enes Kanter listened to the voicemail message again. “Hiiii! You’ve reached Jesseca’s voicemail, which means I can’t take your call right now! Leave a message and I’ll get back to you!” Of course, Enes didn’t leave a message. He couldn’t. Jesseca had surely viewed their budding relationship just as any cheerleader would view a relationship…

Hedo Turkoglu 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/18/2015)

I thought Hedo Turkoglu was done for sure. Like, doner than Kobe Bryant. That’s how done I thought he was. You can go back to two seasons ago he still looked like he was all out of gas, and even large amounts of bull shark testosterone injected directly into his nads couldn’t give him the…