Anthony “A-Mo” Morrow is a beast and all, but there’s one thing about him that pisses me off: I want to use the phrase “on the morrow” as part of a funny description, but I can’t figure out how to make it work. Should it take place in medieval Britain? Or here in the US?…
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Kenneth Faried Career High 28 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Kenneth Faried is one of those players who probably gets overrated by advanced stats. Don’t get me wrong. I love all that stuff. Give me a big helping of TS% with a side of winshares, please. But they oftentimes don’t reflect the actual value of a player. Mainly bigs who don’t do anything but dunk…
Read MoreMirza Teletovic 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Hey, the Nets have actually been doing pretty good lately! All the hype from the beginning of the season is finally being justified. Kind of. But Mirza Teletovic, since that 34 point explosion, has been in a bit of a shooting slump, hitting 3 of 16 threes in his last 4 games. But everyone knows…
Read MoreBrandon Bass 19 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2014)
Brandon Bass just scored more points (19) than many entire baseball teams score over the course of three games. Tell me again why people watch that boring crap? After you do that, try to come up with an answer that doesn’t use the words “tradition”, “America”, or “pastime”. Oh that’s right, you can’t, because baseball…
Read MoreJared Sullinger 21 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2014)
Am I the only who thought, during the Super Bowl, “I wish there was some NBA basketball going on right now that I could switch to?” Don’t lie. While watching that sickening blowout of a game and eating shoddily-prepared buffalo wings, you thought similar thoughts. How great would another Durant scorefest have been? Or, even…
Read MoreBrandon Knight 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2014)
Brandon Knight is not exactly popular with Bucks fans, who view him as a shooting guard shoehorned into a PG role that he cannot fill. Pistons fans also came to this conclusion after two years of watching Knight try (and fail) to run their offense. But what did they have to say when he was…
Read MoreLuol Deng 24 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2014)
So apparently Deng is unhappy with getting traded to Cleveland? I understand. It must be hard playing in an iso-happy system when you’re used to structured offensive sets and accountability. But there are also some other things he doesn’t like about the situation in Cleveland: – Varejao’s hair isn’t as good Joakim’s – Cleveland –…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2014)
If you dare to watch this video, you will get to see Enes “The Inkantation” Kanter score 23 points by invoking the unholy power of Beelzebub to assist him. Youtube already took down my video four times, so I finally caved and edited out the parts where you can see the seventh prince of Hell…
Read MoreShaun Livingston 24 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2014)
Shaun Livingston awoke from his nap on the team bus to find that his teammates had played a prank on him. Taking off his headphones, he chastised Jason Terry, who was sitting across the aisle. “Real funny dude. ‘Let’s just strap fake bombs to Shaun’s knees, he’ll think its a riot!’ You have to be…
Read MoreJeremy Lin Triple Double 15 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/1/2014)
Watch how Jeremy Lin grabs his 10th rebound (the second to last clip). Now that’s dedication to an arbitrary statistical goal! He’s a man on a mission. He knows full well how close he is to the storied trip-dub, and he wants it. Bad. Then look at his reaction after he gets the final assist…
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