A whole bunch of narratives just imploded all at once during this Rockets-Warriors game. Let’s do a run down: The “James Harden needs to carry the Rockets harder than anyone has carried anybody since 2005 Kobe” narrative: SMASHED The “Chris Paul is washed” narrative: DESTROYED The “Stephanie Lurry’s name is actually Stephen Curry” narrative: OBSOLETED…
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Kenneth Faried 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
I know what you’re thinking and, yes, I agree with you. The camera angle for this ESPN broadcast was way too zoomed out for watching this game to be anything other than a massive headache. Do they think we want the immersive experience of sitting in the very back of the upper bowl? I could…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 17 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
If you thought that Kenneth Faried’s three-point make during his first game with the Rockets was a sign of things to come (as I did), you were wrong. Since that game, he has taken three more triples, and missed them all. Not so bad given the small sample size, since he’s still 1 for 6…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 23 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2019)
With Chris Paul back on the court for the Rockets, we can expect more of this from Kenneth Faried. We were already getting it, somehow, I don’t know how because James Harden isn’t super interested in passing right now, but with CP3, Faried should get tons of free dunks. That’s the best passing PG he’s…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 19 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
Jahlil Okafor may have beat out Kenneth Faried in the “discarded bigmen who might be good but also might not be good because why else would their old teams give up on them so easily” battle, and maybe his team also won the game based on his efforts, but I’m still really happy for Faried…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 21 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
In a development that is surprising no one except for Kenny Atkinson, Kenneth Faried is thriving in Houston. All they needed was a big body to run around and dunk things, and that’s exactly what they got. A match made in heaven. Faried is who he is at this point, since I don’t truly believe…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 13 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
Surprise, surprise. Kenneth Faried gets actual minutes, and he produces. Take notes, Kennocoachingability Atkinsdiet. You give Faried the chance to get on the court, and he immediately starts grabbing balls and putting them in holes, hair flopping wildly behind him. I don’t really know why he didn’t get minutes on the Nets, maybe it was…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 21 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
Let’s just ask the question that everyone is wondering the answer to: what’s so wrong with Kenneth Faried that he can’t even get pity minutes for the Nets? Just for the record, I don’t have the answer. Maybe someone else does, like the Nets coaching staff, but I sure don’t. He still looks like a…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 20 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
All the potential thumbnail images I gathered for this vid told me the same thing: Kenneth Faried is looking OLD. Not super old, but what happened to that youthful face he always had? Did his mistreatment at the hands of the Nuggets distort it? Or did he hit 28 years old and immediately sprout a…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (12/17/2016)
It doesn’t feel like it’s been that long, but Kenneth Faried has been in the league for six seasons now. I guess that means it’s time to accept that he won’t ever develop a jumper? He’s basically the same player now that he was as rookie, the only difference being that Nikola Jokic is throwing…
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