Metta World Peace may have changed his name, but he’ll always be Ron Artest to me. It just seems incongruous to think of the guy who featured in “Malice in the Palace” as having a name like “World Peace”. I’m not alone in this. Even the Kings’ announcer calls him by his real name early…
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Josh Smith 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2013)
Josh Smith is one of those players who shouldn’t be taking jumpers. His three-ball is okay this year, but his midrange game is embarrassing and somebody should put a stop to it. For every ten of those wonky rainbow jumpers he takes from 19 feet, he makes fewer than three. It’s fine to take that…
Read MoreKlay Thompson 26 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)
Klay Thompson is an amazing shooter. One of the best. The only problem is that the nature of being a jump shooter is that you get into slumps sometimes. And when that happens to Klay, he turns into a useless player who loses more and more confidence with each missed shot. But when he’s on,…
Read MoreDahntay Jones 13 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)
Dahntay “Mamba Killer” Jones has been talked about a lot lately. And not for his stellar scoring performances. In a few years he will be remembered only as “the dick who ended Kobe’s great career”. Better than not being remembered at all, I guess. But don’t forget that this dude can still actually play basketball….
Read MoreMaurice Harkless Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)
Maurice Harkless is not really the kind of guy you want hanging around the perimeter. I read somewhere that he’s shooting like 25% or something on jumpers this year. But, then again, what are you supposed to do when confronted with a wide open jump shot? Not shoot it? Because that’s stupid. There’s no guarantee…
Read MoreMonta Ellis 39 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/17/2013)
QUICK QUIZ: which of these things does Monta Ellis have? a.) Oral Herpes b.) A college diploma c.) It All d.) $wag Answer B is clearly incorrect, as Ellis came to the NBA straight out of high school. Answer A is plausible, given the volcanic appearance of his face, but unsubstantiated at this point. Answer…
Read MoreShaun Livingston 16 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2013)
Fleet as the mightiest river Shining as the brightest silver A moonrise upon silver dew A lover’s kiss, so true The steadfast oak stands never taller Than him, the valiant baller Radiant as the eternal sun He is Shaun Livingston
Read MoreWill Bynum 23 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2013)
Will “Not Andrew” Bynum is pretty good for a little guy. In these highlights you see him do all kinds of crazy stuff to get himself open for shots. Bynum is not content to get assisted on open jumpers; he would rather beat you off the dribble and foray fearlessly into the land of the…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 21 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2013)
Apparently Wayne Ellington won the NCAA National Championship while he was at North Carolina. I wouldn’t know because college basketball sucks. But what sucks worse is that Ellington was used to winning, yet his whole career (minus half a season with the Grizz) has been on losing teams. The worst, though, is getting traded with…
Read MoreMartell Webster Career High 34 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/16/2013)
Do you know those arbitrary records that sports broadcasters like to pull out from time to time to illustrate how good a player is doing? I hate those. I’m bringing it up because the Wizards’ commentators wouldn’t shut up about Martell’s chance at glory. He now holds the Wizards record for most consecutive games with…
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