I am just now realizing how absolutely SICK a Robert Covington three-ilation would be. I had a bunch of chances, like 4 years worth of high-volume three-point shooting seasons when he was in Philly, and I ignored them all. Am I just now realizing how wonderful his shooting form is? Did I not realize before?…
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Terrance Ferguson 19 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2019)
The evidence is mounting that having a big poofy thing of hair just perched on top of your head leads to negative outcomes on the basketball court. It’s not always as bad as Elfrid Payton (where having a big unkempt mass jutting out made him change his shooting form so as to not hit it…
Read MoreMalik Monk 19 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (11/15/2019)
I am issuing a warning right now: if anyone comments “top 10 pictures taken before disaster”, referencing the thumbnail of this video, I will not hesitate use my constitutionally-guaranteed right to delete your YouTube account. I want to get that out of the way right now. The founding fathers put that provision in the constitution…
Read MoreLangston Galloway Career High 32 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/15/2019)
Such is the position of Langston Galloway in the overall NBA hierarchy that even this performance, a 32-point explosion that was unexpected to literally everybody, will do little to capture the hearts and minds of the average NBA fan. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t notice this one at all. He checked…
Read MoreBen McLemore 21 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2019)
The Ben McLemore redemption tour is happening RIGHT NOW, and hardly anyone is paying attention because James Harden is busy averaging 40 or whatever. All you people who were making fun of him, saying he was washed up, saying he was finished, look at him now. GAZE UPON HIM. He’s a starter for one of…
Read MoreMoritz Wagner Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2019)
I sit, surrounded by monitors displaying graphs and numbers incomprehensible to all but the most highly trained. Japurri Purrker, my dear little kitty, sits on my lap and purrs as I perform my task of utmost importance. He wants scritches, but scritchies are not forthcoming. Not while I have work to do. It is here…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)
Does anybody out there know how to start a petition? Like, a real petition? Not those fake change.org petitions. Everybody knows those are pointless. Those are just there for virtue signallers on the internet to signal their virtues without actually doing anything, not even scribbling their real-life signature with a real-life pen on a real-life…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 19 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2019)
Okay, Suns fans. You can stop hating on Frank Kaminsky now that he’s had two good games in a row, an amount of games which OFFICIALLY breaks him out of the extended slump he was in. No longer do your rude nicknames like “Frank the Clank” and “Frank the Stank” have any relevance. The new…
Read MoreMitchell Robinson 16 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/14/2019)
On a night when Knicks draftee Kristaps Porzingis returned to the Garden to remind Knicks fans of what their team gave up on (or more like, what their team was forced to give up on because of trade demands LOL [lots of laughs]), Mitchell Robinson decided to make the opposite statement: there’s no need to…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 20 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (11/14/2019)
In comparison to triple-doubles, which happen all the time now and barely mean anything, the 20-20 game is a somewhat rarer sight. There have been sixteen triple-doubles this year, actually not as many as I expected (I guess I temporarily forgot that Chucksell Statpadbrook doesn’t get as many opportunities to chuck OR statpad this year),…
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