Dënniß ßchrööder was a 29% three-point shooter last season, so the fact that he had the audacity to take fifteen three-point attempts in this game is both surprising and somewhat admirable. In a way. I guess. He’s a better shooter this season from deep (34%, which is more in line with his career average) but…
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Jerami Grant 28 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
If you had told me before the season that Jerami Grant would be far and away the better player between him and Markieff Morris, I would have considered your statement carefully for a few seconds and then said, “That is possible, I suppose, but I am very skeptical.” I also would have wondered what the…
Read MoreD.J. Wilson 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
With Giannis a DNP: Smoothies in the final game of the Bucks’ season, everybody knew that it was going to be D.J. Wilson’s chance to pretend that he’s worthy of being a featured offensive weapon on a team. The Bucks had nothing to play for other than the entertainment of the fans, so it didn’t…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 15 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Duncan “Dunkman” Robinson hasn’t played much for the Heat this season, but that didn’t stop him from collecting one of the most prestigious accolades in the entire NBA: the SBPFMINBAH award (pronounced “Subpuff Minbah”). If your little brain is too simple to parse complicated acronyms, SBPFMINBAH stands for “Second Best Player From Maine in NBA…
Read MoreUdonis Haslem 12 Points/1 Final Game? Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Udonis Haslem has basically been a mascot for the past four seasons. Most of his time is spent sitting on the bench, and if he does get into games, he doesn’t do very much. Nor does he try to do very much. He exists solely because it feels good to keep him on the roster….
Read MoreDwyane Wade Triple Double 25 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts/1 Final Game Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Dwyane Wade felt sand underneath his back and could hear the squawking sounds of gulls above him. Both of these things were strange for many reasons. One, he was supposed to be in Brooklyn, a place not known for its sandy beaches. Two, he could feel the individual grains on his back, even though he…
Read MoreTony Bradley 15 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
This performance by Tony Bradley represents a full 64 percent of his made shots. Not just this season, but over his entire two-year career. 7 of his 11 buckets, contained within this video. If you were on the fence about watching this video, consider yourself off the fence. You leapt off it and are running…
Read MoreGeorges Niang Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Jeff Van Gundy brought up an interesting point at the end of this video, a timely point considering the nature of the performances we saw on the last night of the regular season. His take: all these high-scoring, career-high-setting games by “scrubs” show how incredibly talented even the most marginal NBA players are. I almost…
Read MoreGary Trent 19 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
The Trailblazers decided to employ a tried-and-true strategy against the Kings: use as few bench players as possible. It makes perfect sense; since you’re starting your best players and they make the best lineup, why would you ever take that lineup out of the game? They didn’t go all the way with it, foolishly playing…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 35 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
The Magic made the playoffs! And they’re not the 8th seed! It’s been a long time coming. The Dwightmare really set the franchise back like a million years apparently, because the last time they made the playoffs was with Dwight Howard on the roster, his last year with them, the 2011-12 season. How many teams…
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