Jake Layman ends the season 50th in total dunks made, tied with Pascal Siakam and Kyle Kuzma. That’s pretty good! Looking at the people above him in the list, it’s a lot of bigs who should be getting more dunks, with only a few other small forwards among the names. And most of those players…
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Edmond Sumner 22 Points/1 Game-Winning Free Throw Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Look at that thumbnail. Edmond Sumner knows he’s going to make that last free throw to win the game. He KNOWS it. That is the face of a man who has supreme confidence in his free-throw shoot ability. While Trae Young cowered and flinched at every slight movement, Sumner was a stone-faced assassin. Major non-props…
Read MoreJordan Bell 15 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Jordan Bell recently drew headlines for getting suspended by the Warriors due to “conduct detrimental to the team”. There was a lot of speculation on what the conduct could be before the full story came out. Did he punch out Kevin Durant? Did he punch out Draymond Green? Did he punch out Steve Kerr? Did…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey 18 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2019)
Tyler Dorsey (who is Greek) had a successful tenure with the Grizzlies after being left for dead with the Hawks. Memphis seems to be a good place for role-players to come in and rehab their image; MarShon Brooks came in, averaged 20, and look at him now! He’s out of the league again, but still….
Read MoreDelon Wright Triple Double 13 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
For those keeping score at home, this makes three triple-doubles in the last four games for Delon Wright. He got the first one, thought to himself “that wasn’t so bad, I wonder if I can do it again”, and then did it two more times. No problem! Unfortunately for him, the Grizzlies season is over…
Read MoreMarcus Derrickson 13 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2019)
Marcus “Poor Man’s Charles Barkley” Derrickson: potential Kevin Durant replacement? Durant hasn’t officially left yet, that would be pretty bad form as there is still a lot of playoffs remaining, but it’s never too soon for the Warriors to think about potential replacements. Damn, I can’t wait for him to have his own team again…
Read MoreBrandon Sampson 12 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
The fact that Brandon Sampson and JaKarr Sampson are on the same team is not only confusing for all but the most aware NBA fans, it also taxes my DTB Organizational System© to its absolute limit. This proprietary software package is composed of 100,000 lines of code (varously of Assembly, Rust, CoffeeScript, C, and Haskell),…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Marc Zumoff kindly informed us that this game ties a career high in points for T.J. McConnell, but he not-so-kindly neglected to remind us that McConnell’s true career high came in the playoffs, where he scored nineteen against the Celtics. This is a vital piece of information to be omitted, given that the “career high”…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 29 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Dear Serbs: Please accept my apologies for not making this video in a more prompt fashion. I would have loved to provide the people of Serbia with a Nikola Jokic highlight video as soon as the game ended, but the night of April 10 was such a bonanza of scrubs going off that I couldn’t…
Read MoreCameron Reynolds 19 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
I’m going to go ahead and say what everybody is already thinking: Cameron Reynolds is the next Marcus Georges-Hunt. Just kidding! Not about the Reynolds being the next MGH part, but the “everybody is already thinking” part. Nobody except me, and perhaps some downtrodden Wolves fans who are doing mental exercises to distract themselves from…
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