This is getting out of hand. Kentavious-Caldwell Pope must have somehow stolen the soul of Kobe Bryant and inserted it into his own body through his nasal passages, because he’s chucking the ball like it’s his retirement tour and he’ll never play basketball again. I get that he wants to get a big new contract…
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Jemerrio Jones 11 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Real fans of scrubs will have undoubtedly made the connection that I’m about to make, but, for the benefit of the casual NBA fan who might have accidentally wandered into this video while looking for videos about Kobe Bryant, I will repeat it: Jemerrio Jones reminds me of Jamario Moon. Never mind that their play…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
It seemed like that, when Enes Kanter got to the Blazers, they attempted to establish him as a post-scoring threat right away. Maybe it was just that first game against the Nets, but it totally felt like they wanted to make Enes Kanter post-ups a significant part of the Blazers’ bench offense. Then, in subsequent…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 26 Points/4 Blocks/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
The main complaint I have made about Moe Harkless for the past however many years, since he came into the league basically, is that he doesn’t do enough on the court. Not only does he often play passively on offense, he LOOKS like he’s playing passively because his facial expression never changes. At most, you…
Read MoreSemi Ojeleye 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
While making this video, I happened to notice that the commentary for most of Semi Ojeleye’s buckets is very bland to the point of being generic. It’s like I’m watching an NBA 2K MyPlayer Let’s Play. At no point are any interesting anecdotes told about Ojeleye. They can’t even bring up what position he plays…
Read MoreBrad Wanamaker 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Brad Wanamaker, the 29-year-old Celtics rookie who looks like he just woke up on the wrong side of forty, has actually played pretty well this season from my perspective. My perspective, of course, it just looking up his stats on basketball-reference and making a snap judgment based on his shooting percentages. I also merge that…
Read MoreP.J. Dozier 12 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
P.J. Dozier had scored a grand total of seven points and played a grand total of seventeen minutes in his career before this game happened. Not exactly illustrious numbers, but they’re NBA numbers, which means that they are illustrious in a certain sense even if they compare unfavorably to most other NBA numbers you could…
Read MoreDevin Robinson 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Cross another one off the list. I’ve been waiting for a legit Devin Robinson performance for a long time, but even with the ‘Zards having a ton of him games to appear in (164 by my count) over the last two years, he’s barely played. He played all of one game last season, the season…
Read MoreR.J. Hunter 17 Points Celtics Debut Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
While Dwyane Wade says his emotional farewell to Heat fans in the form of a 30-burger, while Dirk Nowitzki does the same as Jamal Crawford clings to his back and screams “but I can score 50!”, TNT was busy showing an exciting matchup between a totally checked-out Wizards team and a Celtics team that was…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 30 Points/1 Dunk/1 Final Home Game Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
What a night for the NBA, and what a night for Dwyane Wade. If I was the conspiratorial type, I would sincerely believe that the NBA scripted this 30-burger for Wade in his final home game. Maybe by itself, you can believe it, but combined with Dirk Nowitzki’s 30-burger (also in his final home game)…
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