Shabazz Napier 24 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

Shabazz Napier set his mail down on his kitchen table without giving it a second thought. All his bills were paid online, and all other important things went through his agent, so there was no point in looking at it. However, as he readied his afternoon snack of a bowl of unsalted, unbuttered popcorn covered…

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Jabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

When Jabari Parker has games like these, it’s easy to forget that every advanced stat in the universe hates his guts (and he probably hates those stats right back). It’s easy to forget that he literally told the media that he doesn’t see the point of playing defense. It’s easy to forget that his knee…

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Jordan McRae 15 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

Before this game, Jordan McRae was a depressing 2-of-14 from the field in his ten games for the Wizards. When McRae was put into the game with the Wizards down twenty-something points, I’m sure that Scott Brooks thought he was throwing in the towel. Then, McRae scored fifteen points in five minutes, quadrupling his total…

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Pat Connaughton 16 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

Much to my dismay, and to the dismay of all true Bucks fans, Pat “Connaughtations” “Patty Ice” Connaughton has largely fallen out of the Bucks rotation, despite being the funnest player on the Bucks roster. Supposedly Sterling Brown has gotten a lot better and has taken a bunch of his minutes (I’m not really seeing…

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Cedi Osman 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

It’s great that Cedi Osman spent a bunch of time this summer working out with LeBron James and learning all his secrets. You can totally tell that he’s absorbed some of that LeBron mojo and unleashed it on unsuspecting teams this season. But there’s also a problem with spending too much time with LeBron. Tell…

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Malik Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2019)

When Malik Beasley came in the game late in the third quarter, the Nuggets were down by 20. When he left the game, at the end, the Nuggets were up by 3. Obviously, not all the credit for the huge comeback win goes to Beasley (some of it begrudgingly goes to Will Barton, and of…

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Trae Young 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2019)

Trae Young might be one of the worst point guards in the league going off ESPN’s “real plus-minus” stat (a stat that is calculated through some combination of Ph.D.-level mathematics, alchemic sorcery, and hard drugs), but he does occasionally have a “good game” where he looks like a legitimate point guard who is legitimately good….

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John Collins 22 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2019)

The writing on the wall is that John Collins won’t be an All-Star this season. He didn’t fare well in the fan voting (because Atlanta has no fans) and apparently the media and the players themselves hate him too. This is disappointing to me since I advocated so strongly for his cause; it’s like campaigning…

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Kevon Looney 15 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2019)

Fifteen points is actually a career high for Kevon “Kevon Duront” Looney, but I didn’t note it in the title of the video. Why, you ask? Because it seems mean-spirited to announce to the world that this guy’s career high is only fifteen points, as if he is a scrubby scrubnugget dipped in scrubsauce who…

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