The Bulls are 2-13 in contests where Bobby Portis ignores the orders of the entire coaching staff screaming at him and inserts himself into the game. When he doesn’t do that, and instead sits blithely on the bench in a painkiller-induced reverie, they’re… 8-23. So, not even that much better. I don’t know what point…
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Kyle Kuzma 32 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
New rule: when an NBA player scores more than 16 points in a first quarter and doesn’t end up with 40 for the game, they get sent back down to the G-League immediately at the conclusion of the game. While they’re there, they’re getting real G-League checks, barely any money at all, while the money…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 19 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
Luke Kennard only needed to look to the opposing bench to find the player who he should be trying to emulate. No, it’s not Kosta Koufos, even though Kennard is trying to emulate Koufos’ cataclysmic hair loss. I’m talking about Buddy Hield here. Kennard and Hield are similar players. Both are shooting guards who are…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 24 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
Devin Booker walked up to Kelly Oubre’s locker and pointed at the terrarium that was on the shelf. “You keeping pets in here now, too?” Kelly Oubre sighed. “Devin, just when I think that you could not get any more ignorant, a statement leaves your mouth whose complete inanity surpasses even my lowest expectations for…
Read MoreAnte Zizic Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
What I’m going to say next is going to sound really weird, so I will promise you before hand that my mental faculties are all present and accounted for. I am of completely sound mind as I write this. Here we go. Prepare yourselves: Is Ante Zicic, like, the best player on the Cavs right…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 19 Pts/11 Rebs/12 Asts Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
When I looked at the box-score of the Cavs-Nuggets game at halftime, with the Nuggets up by 24 points, I actually said out loud “Jokic isn’t going to get to play again.” Those are the words I said. The only reaction I got at the time was from my cat Japurri Purrker, who looked up…
Read MoreDion Waiters 21 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
Recently, Dion Waiters took to the media to complain about his minutes situation since returning from injury. I can see both sides of this issue. On one side, Erik Spoelstra is kind of hamstrung by the construction of the Heat roster. Wayne Ellington was already getting DNP’s, so it’s apparent that there’s no extra shooting…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 35 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
Unfortunately, I wasn’t actually watching the conclusion of this game live. I had no reason to think the Pistons would squander their lead, and the Pistons themselves are at the very bottom of teams I want to waste my time watching, so, while I regret missing Buddy Hield’s heroics, I don’t exactly regret missing the…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/19/2019)
I feel like Bam Adebayo is going to be an All-Star this season, which will put an end to his videos appearing on my channel at least in the short-term. And this prediction isn’t even that outlandish, because, if you look at the centers in the East, you’ll realize that most of them are nowhere…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 16 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2019)
It’s no coincidence that the Jazz have won all their games since Royce “Shaqueale” O’Neale was inserted into the starting lineup. Actually, I’m pretty sure it is a coincidence, because there’s no way that O’Neale, with his sporadic scoring and general wallflower-ness, is impacting the game in such a large fashion that he is causing…
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