In a draft class where there are nine players averaging double-figure scoring, Wendell Carter Jr. has slipped under the radar a little bit. He’s not putting up insane numbers on insane efficiency like certain other rookie centers whose names name with D’Andray Payton, and, despite being in a large media market, nobody hypes him up…
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Seth Curry 17 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
I’m going to start calling Seth Curry “Coconut Curry” because his head kind of looks like a coconut would if you took out the furry brown shell and were just left with the white globe of actual coconut flesh. And because his last name is Curry. Get it? Coconut…Curry? This honestly might be my finest…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova continues to play well in a Cavs uniform after just completely being garbage in a Bucks uniform. Recently, the Bucks have been making everybody look good. They even made D.J. Wilson look good after he had been given up for dead by a sizable portion of the Bucks fanbase (not me…
Read MoreJohn Collins 30 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
I’m so certain of a John Collins All-Star appearance this year that I pondered starting a bet: if Collins doesn’t make the All-Star game, I delete my channel forever. If he does make the All-Star game, everybody pays me five bucks. That’s five bucks from every subscriber. But then I thought, the stakes aren’t high…
Read MoreLuka Doncic 30 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
Everybody keeps making the comparison between Luka “Lukadris” Doncic and James Harden, and for obvious reasons. Both of them just shoot a lot of free throws. Free throws are an integral part of their respective scoring games. While other players may shoot free throws incidentally, these two guys have made a habit of it. But…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
I’ve seen a lot of bigman prospects go through the NBA, and I think I can now say what the most important attribute for a bigman to have is, if they want to be successful in the NBA. Actually, there’s two: 1. Have the longest arms possible 2. Be able to catch a basketball The…
Read MoreTerrance Ferguson 14 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
The best thing about three-pointers is how quickly a player can score points with them. In an NBA without the three-point line, him scoring 14 would be a near-impossible task. He would have to try and Corey Brewer it, leak out every single time and hope that Westbrook can find him cherry-picking. Otherwise, what is…
Read MoreMalik Monk 24 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
Malik Monk had nineteen points in the fourth quarter of this game. That’s a good thing. Malik Monk also played the entire fourth quarter, and during that time, the Clippers scored 42 points. That’s a bad thing. I think those two statements, when combined, form the essence of Monk. He can score, but he’s not…
Read MoreKelly Oubre Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
My first thought when I saw that Kelly Oubre had 26 points was “Man, ‘Zards fans are gonna be pissed that Oubre got traded for being bumsauce and then it turned out he was capable of games like this the entire time.” And that thought made me happy because the concept of an entire fanbase…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 19 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2019)
Nineteen points is Mario “The Croat GOAT” Hezonja’s highest-scoring game this season, despite the fact that he scored twenty or more six times last season. Again, this brings up the eternal question: is he getting misused by Fiz, or does hes just suck? As is usual for me, I don’t know the answer, but I…
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