Man, how sweet would it have been for Marvin Bagley to tip in the game-winner at the buzzer for a win over the Larriors. That would’ve been the thing his defenders could point to when future people accused him of being a bust. “A bust? You sure about that? Because I have in my possession…
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Otto Porter 29 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
OFFICIAL PLAYERS WHOSE FIRST NAMES ARE PALINDROMES POWER RANKINGS 1. J.J. Redick 2. Otto Porter 3. J.J. Barea PAG REWOP 442. Kendavious Caldwell-Pope Whoops, sorry, didn’t realize that there really weren’t that many players whose names could be spelled the same way backward as forward. I thought there were gonna be, like, 20 names on…
Read MoreDario Saric 19 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
We’re still waiting for that elusive 20-burger from Dario Saric this season. That used to be the threshold for highlights, but I felt like it was now or never. He’s been better for the Timberwolves than he was for the 76ers this year, but only by a little bit. I was never as hyped for…
Read MoreJabari Parker 27 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
This is the kind of game where you wonder how in the heck Jabari Parker could be so bad at basketball while watching it. If he could do this every night, he’d be a star. Of course, you could say that about almost every player I make a video for. Like if DeAndre’ Bembry had…
Read MoreCollin Sexton 29 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
Warning: this video is really intense. Small children and the elderly should not watch this video without supervision. Able-bodied adults should exercise all necessary precautions. Drink plenty of water. If you start feeling faint, close your browser window and lie down for 20 minutes before attempting to resume the video. Remember: no highlight video is…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Montrezl “Czlgzry” Harrell actually had an inefficient shooting game by his standards (only shooting 7-of-14, or 50%, from the field), but the ineffective Grizzly opposition couldn’t stop fouling him, so he ended up with a decent amount of points regardless. He’s still leading the league in win-shares/48 (my favorite stat ever, even more favorite than…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 14 Points/5 Assists/2 Blocks Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Maybe Noah Vonleh’s way of staying viable in the NBA is to transform into a three-point specialist. A lot of players have done it, but not a lot of players in Vonleh’s mold have done it. That mold being the stocky, bruising, rebound-obsessed power forward type. He was four of seven from the threezone in…
Read MoreQuinn Cook 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Oh darn, the Warriors won a game. I guess they weren’t going to just keep losing forever (a man can dream!), because despite their dysfunction they still have Kevin Durant and Quinn Cook. Hard to hold down a team with two dynamic scorers like that. Everyone has heard by now that Stephen Curry, NBA darling…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 22 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Luckily I was making highlights while the second half of this game was going on so I didn’t even have to get happy that the Bucks went on a 14-0 run late in the game and then get sad that they didn’t score again and then get even sadder as Jamal Crawford toasted Malcolm Brogdon…
Read MoreDeAndre’ Bembry 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Two very notable things happened in this game. Notable thing one: DeAndre’ Bembry achieved the coveted “Scrub by Five” by recording two or more of each of the following stats: points (14), rebounds (7), assists (4), steals (2), and blocks (4). That’s a lot of stats for a guy like Bembry, who is not known…
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