One of the lame things about being an NBA player is that your schedule is so tightly-packed that you don’t get to take part in all the activites that normal US Americans get to take part in. You finish a game and then it’s off to the airport to catch another flight or it’s off…
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Malcolm Brogdon 23 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
Quick quiz: how paid is Malcolm “Junkyard Brog” Brogdon gonna get this offseason? a.) Hella paid (think max contract here) b.) Very well paid (twelve to sixteen mil per year) c.) Moderately paid (eight to twelve mil per year) d.) Not very well paid (four to eight mil pear year) e.) Minimally paid (sub four…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 19 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
I don’t really understand how Marcus Smart fits in with this iteration of the Celtics, but as long as he continues to torment Celtics fans with his outsized contract and streaky play, I guess I’m fine with him remaining a Celtic. He was re-signed in the off season to be, I assume, the primary backup…
Read MoreDerrick Rose 22 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
If I had known that Derrick Rose, he of the multiple knee surgeries, was going to average nearly twenty points per game at age thirty (remember, he’s had multiple knee surgeries, his knee tendons were actually replaced with extra-thick rubber bands), I would have had to think long and hard about his OFFICIAL DTB EXCLUSION…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 28 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
When we got into the zoo, I reminded my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed purple plastic sentient naked statue of Buddy Hield that we had to be really, really careful. I told him that the people who run the zoo don’t like it if people come in after it’s closed for the night, even if they don’t intend…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 17 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
I want to send out a sincere thanks to Gregg Popovich for not playing Davis Bertans as much as he deserved. I don’t agree with the decision to not play him more than the 23 minutes he did get, but it really benefited the Bucks and led to their victory tonight. Bertans’ first stint in…
Read MoreJulius Randle 29 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
It would’ve gone unnoticed by most people, but I want to let the world know that the ‘Zards ROBBED us of a sick matchup tonight. No, not Dwight Howard versus Anthony Davis. That would’ve been cool, but that’s not what I’m talking about here. I’m talking about Julius “Orange” Randle versus Chasson “Press X To…
Read MoreEric Gordon 28 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
I knew Eric Gordon was struggling, but damn. No one informed me about the extent of his struggles. Get this: prior to tonight, 24 percent three-point shooting on 8 attempts per game. 32 percent from the field overall; he’s not shooting twos much better than threes. Everyone’s been blaming all sorts of stuff for the…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
The NBA seemed a lot more fun when Nikola Mirotic was one of its leading scorers. He’s still sorta up there, hovering around 35th in the league in points per game, but that’s wimpy compared to… was he first? After those first two games where he dropped 30 and 36? Man, I was having so…
Read MoreJamal Murray 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/24/2018)
A very Jokic-esque statline for Jamal Murray tonight: 22 points, 8 rebounds, 8 assists. Except for the whole points part. Nowadays Jokic would never score that many, he’s too busy doing his thing to bother with the buckets part of the game. I’m still feeling residual hype from Murray’s 48-point game, but reserves are running…
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