At the time of this writing, Julius Randle is scoring 18 PPG in just 23 MPG. That puts him 12th in the league in per-36 scoring when you exclude players like Chris Boucher and Brad Wanamaker who obviously don’t count. He’s also the best off-the-bench scorer outside of Boban Marjanovic. All this is setting him…
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Buddy Hield 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
When Halloween night came around, I was trying to decide what I wanted to do with my 12-foot-tall naked 3D-printed purple statue of Buddy Hield. My first inclination was to have him hide in the kitchen or something so that none of the trick-or-treaters would see him and call the police and have him taken…
Read MoreMalik Monk 21 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
Does Malik Monk look way older this year to anyone else? Last year he looked like a kid, running around having fun playing his favorite game. Now he looks like a grizzled vet with a wrinkly face and dour demeanor. Maybe I’m just misremembering what he looked like last year and am assigning appearance characteristics…
Read MoreTrae Young 14 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
No three-pointers in this one. If you, like me, like Trae Young because of his ability to shoot the three-ball from anywhere, don’t watch this video. Or do, but learn to enjoy it for other reasons, like his passing wizardry, or his finishing ability. Those things are both way lamer than threes jacked up from…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 18 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
I want to give props to Marvin Bagley for not being as garbage as he looked like he was going to be in the exhibition games. Great work, bro. For real. Problem is, I’m a little low on props right now, so this is the best I can do for the time being: —————————————————– |…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 19 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
OFFICIAL THINGS THAT THE MISSING LETTER IN THE THUMBNAIL COULD BE POWER RANKINGS 1. T: This game was at the Hawks arena, and if they’re not blatantly advertising that they’re tanking, they should be 2. R: This is a POWER RANKING, after all 3. N: Doing their part to teach people about the Rape of…
Read MoreJeremy Lin 23 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
Just out of curiosity, I looked at the boxscore from the game where Jeremy Lin scored 38 against the Lakers during the peak of Linsanity. Almost all of the other dudes involved are out of the league. Pau Gasol from the Lakers is still around, as is Tyson Chandler and Iman Shumpert from the Knicks….
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox Career High Triple Double 31 Pts/15 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
You know you’re having a good night (or you’re playing against the Hawks) when you have a career-high in the three major statistical categories: points, assists, and rebounds. Sidenote: do you have any idea how hard it was not to include a joky third category in place of the rebounds? Sometimes I try to actually…
Read MoreJuan Hernangomez 23 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
Last year was not a good year for Juan Hernangomez. I don’t know what happened, but Michael Malone decided that he wasn’t going to play, so he didn’t play. He was inactive for huge chunks of the season. The most telling stat the illustrated his not-goodness: he appeared in part 4 (of 4) of my…
Read MoreAlex Abrines Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
Hopefully this game goes a fair way towards rehabilitating Alex Abrines’ reputation with Thunder fans. I don’t think they were very happy with his performance so far this year. At all. He scored 29 points total in the 6 games before this, and when you combine that with all the losing… yeah. And it’s not…
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