Jordan Clarkson has been as advertised since coming to the Cavaliers. If I had to guess, I’d say that Cavs fans were expecting a lot more than that because of all the extremely highlight-y highlights they watched (Clarkson has some of the highlightiest highlights in the league in my opinion), but they didn’t get to…
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Luke Kennard 18 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
Pistons fans like to complain that their team drafted Luke Kennard instead of Donovan Mitchell, who went the next selection, but let’s take a look at the factual facts as provided by the boxscore of this game: Donovan Mitchell: 13 points. Luke Kennard: 18 points. Wow, would you look at that. Who’s the bust now?…
Read MoreKyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
Whatever’s wrong with the Cavaliers, I don’t think Kyle Korver being inserted into the starting lineup will solve their problems. At best, it partially solves their “J.R. Smith” problem, which involves J.R. Smith being total booty all of the time and reacting to getting called out on his booty-ness by throwing soup at people. That…
Read MoreMyles Turner 25 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
I have heard people claim, people who feign knowledge of matters NBA-related, that Myles Turner is lacking somewhat in the “Basketball IQ” department. I just snort-laughed a little bit, because their claims are not only easily refutable, but born from deep-seated jealously. There are jealous because Turner has a sweet RAINBOW JUMPER, while their own…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 26 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
I’m really digging Jonas Valanciunas’ beard this season. It looks good. Lots of volume, good shaping. Not one of those “well I’m in my mid-twenties now so I guess I’ll try one out” things that’s all patchy and pubey (Kelly Olynyk I’m CALLING YOU OUT). It looks like head hair except it’s on the bottom…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 32 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2018)
D’Angelo Russell hit 7 threes in the first 6 minutes and 30 seconds of tonight’s game versus the Raptors. It says it right there in the title of the vid: “7 Threes”. Which means, of course, that he didn’t make a single one after that point. I think everyone on earth is disappointed right now….
Read MoreJustise Winslow 15 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2018)
How far above their season average does a player have to score to earn the distinction of having had a “scoring outburst”? Because I’ve been sitting here looking at the Heat-Blazers boxscore for about fifteen minutes now, and all I can think about is how Justise Winslow might have just had a scoring outburst and…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 27 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/12/2018)
As is often the case with Jusuf Nurkic’s high-scoring performances, this one features a lot of wild shots at the rim which happen to go in. Does he even bother locating the rim before throwing the ball up in its general vicinity? This video also features a lot of ragdoll physics as he uses his…
Read MoreJustin Jackson 15 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2018)
The season is getting close to its end, only a month left or so, and I’m proud to say that I’ve finally stopped typing Josh Jackson when I really meant to type Justin Jackson. It was a lot of hard work, training my mind and fingers to not key the name of the much more…
Read MoreDerrick White 14 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2018)
The commonly accepted wisdom is that the Spurs are good at developing young talent. The best, even. I have been working tirelessly to put an end to that blatant lie. I just got done with a 4-hour stint standing in front of my local fire department with a sandwich board that said on both sides…
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