If Ish Smith had scored one more point, just one more point, then all five Pistons starters would have scored twenty or more in this game. When was the last time that happened? I don’t know how to check, and if I did know how to check I still wouldn’t because I’m lazy, but I…
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Anthony Tolliver 20 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
LeBron James tossed and turned in his reclined seat on the team plane. Normally he had no problem getting to sleep, even midflight, but now, everything seemed more uncomfortable than usual. He flipped over his pillow, readjusted his noise-cancelling headphones, and pulled his blanket over his head to block out the little light there was…
Read MoreKosta Koufos 17 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
Everybody’s got their undies in a bundle over Andre Drummond’s 21/22 game against the Lavaliers (get it, because they’re holding this L? LOL [lots of laughs]), and, to a lesser extent, Enes Kanter’s even 20/20 against the Nets. But those people with their undies so bundled should unbundle their undies immediately, because what you should…
Read MoreReggie Bullock Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
The Pistons have Blake Griffin now. It will take me a while to get used to this fact, but in the meantime, we can figure out the potential ramifications the acquisition has on Reggie Bullock and his minutes. Um. Bullock is a small forward, right? Right? Yeah. Let’s say he’s a small forward. Griffin is…
Read MoreStanley Johnson Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
Stanley Johnson, who is one of the worst offensive players in the league, just destroyed LeBron James and the Cavaliers on national TV, scoring a career-high 26 points, replacing the recently traded Tobias Harris. I think it is officially time for the Cavaliers to blow it up. I don’t see how they can recover from…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
There have been 18 20-20 games this season. The list of players who’ve accomplished this feat is, predictably, basically a list of the reboundiest centers in the game. Cousins (who has frickin’ THREE 40-20 games holy buckets), Drummond, Howard, Whiteside, Towns, Jordan, Antetokounmpo (outlier alert). And Enes Kanter. That’s the company Kanter is in. Elite…
Read MoreIan Clark 20 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
Add Ian Clark to the list of players that received some attention while they were on the Warriors but then fell way off in popularity after departing. This list includes basically every role-player who has entered and left that organization in the past five years. Marreese Speights is on that list, for one. Well, I…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 17 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
It seems like forever ago when Marreese “Mo Buckets” Speights was the Warriors’ 6th man chucker. Normally teams go for midget shooting guards when selecting their 6th man chuckers, but Golden State saw Speights’ chucking potential, and went for it despite him being a power forward. He basically chucked them to a championship, except for…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
Big props to Joe “Sloppy Joe” Ingles (who doesn’t look like an NBA player at all) for taking it right to Kevin “Alternate Account” Durant (who really looks a lot like an NBA player) and leading his team to victory. He did almost all of his damage in the first half, giving the Jazz a…
Read MoreOtto Porter 25 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)
We all know that John Wall magically makes Otto Porter by a mechanism enigmatically known as the “Martell Webster Effect”. No one knows how it works, the nation’s leading scientists have performed several rigorous experiments and come to no conclusions, all we know is that it works, and it means Porter is a beast whenever…
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