Tyler Herro, half-asleep, rolled over restlessly. Why was his bed so uncomfortable all of a sudden? He would have to leave a note for housekeeping to get him a new mattress. He squeezed his eyes shut, wanting to go back to sleep; after all, he had slept in enough airport terminals to be accustomed to…
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Edmond Sumner 17 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)
After making this highlight video, I have a new hypothesis. I am going to propose it and probably by the time I’m done explaining it, it will stop being just a hypothesis and instead it will be a full-blown theory. Here it is: What we are experiencing right now is “Summer Sumner”. “Summer Sumner” is…
Read MoreJustin Holiday 18 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)
Lost in the blindingly radiant aura of T.J. Warren, who is lighting up the NBA restart with monster game after monster game, is the fact that some other Pacers players are not playing up to expectations at all. It’s fun for Warren to try to drag his team to victory all by himself, but the…
Read MoreJerome Robinson 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
At the beginning of The Bubb I was so hyped for the return of basketball that I didn’t even care if scrubs were abusing their scrub status to wring highlight videos out of me. But now my patience is wearing thin and I’m just going to put this out there: I am totally done with…
Read MoreFrank Jackson 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Frank Jackson is looking a bit Richard Simmons-esque with his headband and his big hair poof. You can add him to the list of players who didn’t know what to do with their hair while COVID-19 ravaged the planet so they just let it grow unchecked. In Jackson’s case, he sort of looks cool, in…
Read MoreKhem Birch 12 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
Khem Birch’s name just lends itself way too easily to nicknames. Both his first name and his last name are flexible enough that I could spend days just coming up with new hilarious nicknames and I would never get to a point where I was like, “Ope, that’s it, I can’t think of any more…
Read MoreIsh Smith 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
I would posit that this game from Ish Smith is a bona fide REVENGE GAME, but now I’m thinking…does Smith even remember that he played for the Bucks once upon a time? If he’s forgotten that fact, that there would be no reason for him to play with the goal of exacting REVENGE. Smith has…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 21 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
With Zion Williamson out, this may have been the least-watched broadcast in history of NBA on TNT. Unless there are still a bunch of Lonzo Ball fanatics out there (which there might be, though I will say I haven’t seen any BBB stuff for a while [or ever]), the target audience for this game was……
Read MoreFrank Mason 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
So the biggest news to come out of this game is that, in a moment of weakness, Giannis decided to headbutt Mo Wagner. That was a dumb move on his part and he’s totally gonna get suspended for it. I’m not a sports psychologist but I can only imagine that having to look at Wagner’s…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)
I was getting worried about Brook Lopez for a while there, but you can count me OFFICIALLY UNWORRIED because Lopez is back to his old tricks of splashing endless triples and being extremely gigantic in the process. The extreme giganticness he never really lost even when he was slumping, but the regained three-point accuracy is…
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