Just as I was about to start typing up this description my little furry kitty jumped up into my lap and started purring like a lawnmower. I’m super distracted right now, so if things are making less sense than usual, it’s because a full two-thirds of my processing power is devoted to giving Japurri Purrker…
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Dwight Buycks 16 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
If you define “Dwight Buycks Era” as “any period of time where Dwight Buycks is on a certain team and he’s playing consistent minutes”, then the Dwight Buycks Era has officially begun in Detroit. Heck yes! We get to see concurrent Dwight Buycks and Boban Marjanovic eras on the same team! Buyck’s tenure with the…
Read MoreTobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
The Pistons are fighting through some injuries right now, but the long and short of it is that Tobias Harris is the unquestioned number one option right now. That might change when Jon Leuer returns, but for now, he’s got to take the shots, and he’s got to make the shots. Even if Ish Smith…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
The Kings’ miserable season has taken its toll on poor De’Aaron Fox. Look at those bags under his eyes! That guy has seen some stuff, including but not limited to: -Vince Carter teabagging Malachi Rechardson in the back of the team’s chartered flights while yelling “Frederic Weis! Frederic Weis!” -Skal Labissiere taking a framed picture…
Read MoreGerald Green 15 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
How many games until James Harden is back? Ten? About ten? I bet Gerald Green can fire up ten threes a game in that stretch. Hell, why not even more? Why not 15 per game? Eric Gordon was basically doing that with Harden still on the team, and Green has shown himself to be a…
Read MoreTyrone Wallace 13 Points Clippers Debut Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
Tyrone Wallace, in his first NBA game, was tasked with defending Stephen Curry. Hey, just go out there and try your best against the best shooter in NBA history. You’ll be fine. Don’t worry about it. Other players had their chance at guarding Curry, so it’s not like all 45 were dropped squarely on Wallace’s…
Read MoreT.J. Leaf 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
T.J. Leaf scored 17 in the second game of the season, a performance which turned out to do nothing but set me up for a season of disappointment. His playing time since then has dwindled and dwindled, further and further into the abyss of scrubenchell (scrub bench hell, it’s a new term I came up…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis 22 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
Sometimes when I watch Domantas Sabonis videos/compile Domantas Sabonis videos/think about Domantas Sabonis at all I get sad that Donatas Motiejunas is no longer with us. It’s not fair to Sabonis to think that, but it’s what I feel. There are holes in my heart that simply cannot be filled without copious dipsy-doo post moves…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 16 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
Mario Hezonja keeps on looking solid. He had a little three game mini-slump where he wasn’t scoring double figures, but now he’s right back at it. At this point, looking solid on a consistent basis is a great victory for him. Whatever expectations people had for him before the draft are likely not going to…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 30 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
I wasn’t watching this game, but I noticed the Magic were down by a bunch, and then all of a sudden were only down by like three points. What the heck happened there? I know Aaron Gordon did some stuff, because I actually just got done making highlights of him scoring 30 points, but it…
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