Sterling Brown 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

I’ll be honest here, I’m not very high on Sterling Brown. I never have been. He’s shown just enough, just barely enough, of on-court potential that I don’t resent the fact that he takes up a roster spot. His shooting has declined so much this season, however, that I do get upset when he is…

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Rui Hachimura 20 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Rui Hachimura, as the #1 scoring option for the Wizards this game, went 6-of-18 from the field. That’s not very good. Do I have any kind of official or unofficial FG% cutoff for player highlight videos? If I do, it can’t be lower than 33%, can it? I would consult the OFFICIAL…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

The Mavericks have at least a “big two” right now in Luka Doncic and Kristaps Porzingis. That much is certain. The question is, do they have a “big three”, and if they do, is Tim Hardaway Jr. the third of the three? THJ is the Mavericks’ third-leading scorer. So if you had to naively create…

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Dario Saric 18 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

The Suns are winning way too many games right now. How many is it in a row? Seven? When the NBA pity-invited the Suns into The Bubb because they were still technically in the playoff hunt, nobody in the league office actually thought that the Suns were going to make an honest run at that…

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Ja Morant 26 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

Sources from inside The Bubb are informing me that, immediately after this game concluded, Ja Morant pretended to go in for a fist bump with his teammate Dillon Brooks, but “missed” and socked him right in the face five times until he was unconscious. While this attack took place, he yelled, “Stop chucking bad shots…

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Kyle O’Quinn 9 Points/10 Rebounds/11 Assists Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

With fifteen seconds left in this game, and with just one point standing between him and the fabled, glorious lands of the triple-double, Kyle O’Quinn had the ball. All he had to do was make a bucket (or get fouled on a shot attempt, but good luck getting the refs to call anything other than…

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Alec Burks 23 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

I’m currently reminiscing about Alec Burks’ surprisingly lengthy career and I just recalled how there was a stretch of seasons with the Jazz where Burks was never really healthy and was often missing extended stretches of games with some physical ailment or another. Honestly, at that time, I expected Burks’ career to be over; while…

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Keldon Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

Maybe I’ve spent the last season or so being too hard on Spurs fans. I relentlessly attack them for having misplaced optimism towards their assortment of young talent who, in their minds, are all destined for multiple All-Star teams and the synthesis of a new “big three” which will restore glory to a Spurs team…

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Mikal Bridges 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

Remember when Mikal Bridges, who grew up and played high school and college ball in the Philadelphia area, was drafted by the 76ers, the NBA franchise based in Philadelphia? And not only was he drafted by the team from Philly, but he was drafted by the team that employed his own mother as a team…

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Raul Neto Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

The preferred method of watching this video is to unfocus your eyes and sort of gaze at the screen of your video-viewing device without actually looking specifically at it. If you follow these recommendations, you can pretend that the 76ers’ Raul Neto is one of the following players: -Steve Nash. Nash was known for his…

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