Patty Mills 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Patty Mills is sort of the “Forgotten Australian” of the NBA; he’s been around for so long, filling his role so competently and blandly that Australians don’t even care about him anymore. Him and Andrew Bogut and David Andersen are like the OG Australian ballers of this generation, but a new generation has arrived, leaving…

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Ben McLemore 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Ben McLemore boldly inserted himself into the immortal halls of basketball boneheadedness with a failed 360 dunk attempt in the second quarter of the Grizzlies’ game against the Raptors two days ago. A lot of people were quick to jump of McLemore for hotdogging in a game that was by no means over, and I…

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Steven Adams 21 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Once again, the unassuming Kiwi Steven Adams, together with fellow foreigner Alex Abrines outplayed the Thunder’s so-called “big three” and led the Thunder to a win against the Grizzlies. Okay, it’s more like the Grizzlies totally choked away their big lead because Marc Gasol is calling people out like he’s taking attendance, but Adams also…

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Danilo Gallinari 25 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Danilo Gallinari did not have a fun start to the season. He played in the Clippers’ first nine games, but his scoring efficiency dropped hard off a cliff, and he shot around 30% from the field before mercifully getting injured. Unfortunately for the Clippers, the team was sort of counting on having his scoring or…

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Mike Scott 22 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

After last year, I was pretty sure we weren’t going to see Mike Scott on this channel again. Not necessarily because of how bad he was (though he was pretty bad), but because he was going to be sitting in a prison cell somewhere in Georgia. Drugs are bad, kids, and they’re even worse if…

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Nikola Mirotic 19 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Nikola Mirotic lay in his hospital bed, watching the TV but not really seeing it. His thoughts were swirling, as they had been for days, thoughts of injustice and of… A sudden rap on the door startled him out of his reverie. Nikola cleared his throat, then rasped “Come in”. The door opened, and a…

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Kris Dunn 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Kris “Kringle” Dunn is proving the haters wrong, probably including me. I’m feeling equal parts lazy and sheepish, so I’m not going to recount all the ignorant hateful garbage I spewed in Dunn’s direction in previous descriptions. I actually don’t remember anything truly awful, mostly it was just me saying how much he was sucking…

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Tyreke Evans 29 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Oof. Tough loss for the Grizzlies in this one. Things just aren’t going their way. Good news is, if they keep losing games they get to punch their ticket for Luka Doncic in the upcoming draft. Bad news is, losing really sucks. More bad news is that I can tell Marc Gasol is losing his…

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Mike James 25 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Mike James recently became the first graduate of the NBA’s new two-way contract system. His allotted 45 days in the big-boy league were coming due, and the Suns had to either make room for him on their real roster or leave him to rot in the D-League for the rest of the season (I hope…

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