Mute this video, then watch it, and be sure to take note of what sound you make at approximately 1:50 of this video. Now watch it again with audio this time. How did your sound compare to the one Quinn Buckner made? Don’t be sad if it wasn’t quite as good. Not all of us…
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Kyle Anderson 13 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Kyle “Ball Machine” Anderson, despite my proclamations of him being able to average a triple-double in the NBA (perhaps I was overrating him, in retrospect), had not gotten double-digit assists in a game until tonight. Part of that is minutes, obviously, but the other part of it is that his passing lanes are limited by…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Jaylen Brown has made some nice progress this season. His progress is so nice, in fact, that I’m going to ignore it and instead bring up the stuff he sucks at. First point of suckage: passing. This dude just doesn’t get assists. It’s not like he’s a super-unwilling passer, we’re not at Nick Young level…
Read MoreJohn Collins 21 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
John “Collins Card” Collins with yet another productive game off the bench. There’s a lot of rookies doing amazing things right now, but I feel like he should be getting mentioned as well. It doesn’t help that he’s on the Hawks or that he’s just a normal American or that his dad is probably not…
Read MoreBen Simmons 27 Points/0 Dunks Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
You might think I’m dissing Ben Simmons by mentioning the fact that he didn’t dunk this game in the video title. I swear I’m not. I’m just trying to be helpful. There are a whole bunch of people out there who do not want to watch a Simmons vid if it doesn’t have Thunders from…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 24 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)
Last time I made a Frank Kaminsky highlight package, I basically got down on my knees and serviced him with my mouth, talking all about how good he was this season and how nice his offensive game looked, all sorts of stuff that is now super embarrassing for me. Because right after that last good…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/19/2017)
This video which you are about to subject yourself to might be my most egregiously non-highlight output to date. Out of the 29 separate clips which comprise the video, only four of them show Spencer “Din-Dins” Dinwiddie in the act of scoring a field goal. That’s a horrible ratio that sends the video from “moderately…
Read MoreKris Dunn 17 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2017)
The first step for any player looking to shed the “bust” label (let’s ignore for now the fact that calling a first-year player a bust is foolish, I prefer the term “disappointment”) is to start putting up stats. They don’t have to efficient stats, they don’t have to be stats that help teams win games,…
Read MoreJulius Randle 24 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2017)
It’s still early in the season, but not too early where stats aren’t starting to reveal some truths about the league. The cream is rising to the top, as they say. For example, after tonight, Julius Randle is leading the league in my proprietary advance stat, TIP/36. For those who aren’t subscribed to the “DTB’s…
Read MoreMyles Turner 25 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/19/2017)
This kind of performance by Myles Turner that makes me wonder why every team doesn’t just spam pick-and-pops until their arms fall off. In this vid, it looks unstoppable. That might be because of the Heat’s defensive scheme, or it might be because Whiteside doesn’t care about anything on defense if he can’t get a…
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