Among actual players who play actual minutes, the only ones with a higher offensive rebound percentage than John Collins are Drummond, Poeltl, Ed Davis, Kanter, and Mejri. Man… I expected that list to be a lot more impressive for some reason. Guess there just aren’t very many dominant rebounders in the league anymore, either that…
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Jonas Jerebko 15 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
It always sucks when a player peaks their rookie year. Jonas “Ikea Assembly Instructions” Jerebko was looking good for the Pistons all the way back in 2010, playing for a team that still had Prince, Hamilton, Wallace, and Villanueva. Then he exploded his Achilles, and that was it for him. He’s still definitely playable, but…
Read MoreFrank Mason 13 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
I seem to recall a whole bunch of predraft hype around Frank Mason. Am I recalling correctly? Was it only because he was a Kansas product, or was there another reason, or am I making it all up? Did he do something during March Madness? That’s always good for unwarranted/slightly warranted hype. In any case,…
Read MoreBen Simmons 23 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
Once again, Ben Simmons falls just short of a triple-double. In case he hasn’t realized it yet, I’m going to tell him: this is the NBA. This isn’t LSU anymore, there’s no one to hold your hand and tell you when you need to start grabbing more rebounds. When you realize that you have over…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 25 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
Here’s the deal: I’ve still got a ton of “Flavors of Favors” cookbooks if anyone still wants one. They’re basically collector’s items at this point since I self-published them like a couple of years ago now. Own a piece of DTB history! But if you aren’t really interested, I don’t know why that would be…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 17 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
Whatever happens with Chandler Parsons’ career, I will never forget the time he dunked on JaVale McGee and then used his head as toilet paper. Parsons may be a shell of himself athletically, but all the layups in the world can’t take away that primal display. Speaking of layups, I hope you like them, because…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 27 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
I thought that maybe this would be the game that ended the Celtics’ streak at 14 wins in a row. Atlanta came out hot, got a big early lead, but of course they’re the Hawks and the Celtics are the Celtics so it didn’t last too long. I’m always down to glory in the demise…
Read MoreRodney Hood 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
On a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being “utterly respectful of the entire city of Orlando and its inhabitants” and 10 being “basically pissing on the Magic players’ graves while burning an American flag and tarnishing the legacy of Walt Disney by making aspersions against his character”, how disrespectful were the Jazz being…
Read MoreWes Johnson 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/17/2017)
Wes Johnson’s final line last night: 15 points on 6-of-10 shooting, 7 rebounds, 4 assists, 3 steals, and 4 blocks. The dude was four total stats away from having a damn five-by-five. Wes Johnson. Nearly a 5×5. Can you believe that? This is the guy who looked totally washed last season at the grand old…
Read MoreJames Johnson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)
The Heat are off to a sort-of-disappointing 7-8 start despite keeping intact the core that won them so many games in the second half of the season last year. There’s gotta be somebody to blame for this seeming regression. As a neutral third-party observer I feel like I am the perfect person to apportion that…
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