I don’t see what’s wrong with the name Ogugua. It looks fine to me. Way cooler than most names in the league. So why would Mr. Anunoby abandon it in favor of “Oh Gee” and then spell it like you’re supposed to say “AWGG”? Is he embarrassed of his heritage or something? Too African? That…
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Jayson Tatum 19 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2017)
Let the Giannis comparisons begin! I was actually thinking about that while compiling this vid, about the similarities in their game, and then Scal comes right out and makes the comparison. It was in regards to how much ground Tatum can cover with his strides, but I think there are more similarities beyond that. For…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 21 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2017)
At some point along the line I lost track of how the Morris brothers were doing. I think I know which teams they’re on, like for example I’m 99 percent sure Marcus is on the Celtics. Markieff is probably in China by this point. Or was that Marqelle, the third twin? As I said, 99…
Read MorePatty Mills 19 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2017)
Come on Australians. Don’t you care about Patty Mills anymore? It used to be that you were there after every game of his, offering words of praise and encouragement. Now? Silence. It’s like you all disappeared, like your “continent” (it’s actually an island don’t @ me) splintered from its foundations and fell off the earth….
Read MoreDennis Smith Jr. 27 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2017)
This one caught me off guard. I was looking at the boxscore for this one with about a minute remaining and saw Dennis Smith Jr. had 20. A good game for him, but not anything amazing, so I began snack preparations for the night ahead. Imagine my surprise when I returned from my microwave to…
Read MoreShaun Livingston 16 Points/6 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
Shaun Livingston is not the perfect replacement for Stephen Curry given that he can’t shoot threes, but he’s definitely decent enough to be a spot starter when the situation calls for it. A team that started Livingston full-time wouldn’t win very many games, but a team with him being their backup PG would likely do…
Read MoreJohn Henson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
Now that Greg Monroe is gone forever and Thon Maker is trash forever (or at least the rest of this season probably), John “Hell’s Hensman” Henson will be the de facto starting center for the Bucks. Never mind that he’s got the same muscle mass that he had when he was a sophomore in high…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
When I saw that Kent “Bazed God” Bazemore had 22 points and seven assists last night, my heart dropped like a stone. 22 points I can live with, I’ll survive that, but add seven assists on top of that and all of a sudden I run the real risk of falling into a boredom-induced coma…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 25 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
Going by per 36 stats, which are the best stats ever and I’m super thankful to whoever invented the concept, Jordan “Half Filipino And Don’t You Forget It” Clarkson is a top ten scorer in the league. And, unlike past seasons where he would put up nice-looking scoring numbers on middling efficiency, Clarkson has been…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 28 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
Remember when the Knicks didn’t even want Tim Hardaway Jr. so they traded him for Jerian Grant (LOL [lots of laughs])? Now Jerian Grant is being booty in Chicago and the Knicks overpaid just to get Hardaway Jr. back on the team instead of just keeping him through his rookie contract and getting cheap production…
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