Looking at the list the highest-scoring games in Robert Covington’s career is making me sad. All I wanted to do was confirm that 31 is indeed his career-high in points. I didn’t sign up for the part where Covington’s eight next-highest games all resulted in losses for his team. Basketball-reference should provide like a spoiler…
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E’Twaun Moore Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
This is now the fourth time E’Twaun Moore has scored 24 points, his career high. No one cared the other three times he did it, so I can be safe in assuming that no one cares now. Sometimes I doubt my subscribers’ dedication to the cause of glorifying role-players. I enjoy Moore’s game. Honestly, and…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 27 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
I shouldn’t have to say this, but I know I have to. If anyone comments anything to the effect of “The occasion when you ejaculate but she continues performing fellatio”, referencing the thumbnail image for this Tyreke Evans highlight video, they will be met with a permanent ban from the entire Internet. I’ve been talking…
Read MoreDillon Brooks 19 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
If the Memphis Grizzlies had won this game and had Dillon Brooks been the reason for that win, I would’ve been majorly peeved. Peeved to the greatest extent. Brooks is a good rookie, nice all-around player, but if he had been the preeminent factor in a win over Milwaukee, well, that would suck because he’s…
Read MoreBen Simmons 22 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
This is why the NCAA banned dunking. Right here. Just watch this video and try to tell me that you don’t feel disgust burning in the pit of your stomach. Such barbarity I have never before seen on an NBA court. Ben Simmons did receive one technical for hanging on the rim. That was great,…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 24 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
More buckets for Donovan Mitchell. This man is a bucket machine. Does he ever get good looks? It doesn’t seem like it. Every bucket is a work of supreme determination on his part. That’s why his percentages suck, and that’s also why percentages aren’t everything. Some of us watch the games. But most of us…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 20 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
As far as fights go, this one isn’t great. It certainly doesn’t live up to past classics like “Ibaka vs. Fropez” or “Henson vs. Barnes” or “Artest vs. Fans”, but it does involve LeBron, which bumps it up a bit. LeBron hasn’t been roughed up since that brutal hit Nazr Mohammed delivered on him in…
Read MoreDarius Miller Career High 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
Darius Miller makes his long-awaited return to this channel, scoring 21 on 7 of 9 shooting and reminding me simultaneously of both Darius Morris and Quincy Miller. All of a sudden I’m not as excited about this performance anymore. Can we get those two dudes back in the league instead? I’m playin’. I’m actually pretty…
Read MoreDragan Bender 15 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
It took a while, maybe longer than people expected, but Dragan Bender has finally put up a “good” offensive game for the Suns. No conditions, no gotchas, no ifs. Just a straight-up good game scoring the rock for “Very Soft Player”. He did it all, pretty much. Is this what Suns fans thought they were…
Read MoreTyler Cavanaugh 16 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
I’m so happy right now. Like, I’m just sitting here with a big-ass smile on my face. You can guess why I’m so happy. It’s super obvious. That’s right: because this video is something that I’d do near the end of the season, when all the low-tier role-players are getting tons of minutes. But it’s…
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