So T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren missed two free throws with a second remaining to tie the game. That really sucks for him; most likely he’s now afflicted with “Nick Anderson Syndrome” and will never be the same player again. Every time he steps up to the line he’ll have vivid PTSD flashbacks and turn into…
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Kyle Korver 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
There’s a new Kyle K in the league, the young hotshot Kyle Kuzma, but this newbie would do well to remember who the real Kyle K is. You know, the one who regularly leads the league in three-point shooting? The one who is coveted as a teammate by every superstar in the league? The one…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 11 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
Stan Van Gundy is not wasting any time in confusing Pistons fans (and Pistons players) with his unpredictable rotations that are most likely a result of a self-made artificial intelligence which attempts to analyse Twitter posts. Luke Kennard did not play in the first game of the season; instead, Stanley Johnson (who was in the…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 9 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
De’Aaron Fox and Skal Labissiere: the new Stockton and Malone? Here’s a hint for you dummies out there: when I start off a description with a question, the answers is always yes. Always. So if you’re finding it hard to find two brain cells to rub together, just remember that simple fact and you won’t…
Read MoreKyle Kuzma 15 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
Attention Lakers fans (even Lakers fans in Phoenix): you are not allowed to yell “KUUUUUUUUUZ” after Kyle Kuzma does something good. The rights to that chant belongs exclusively to Knicks fans, who chant it for Mindaugas Kuzminskas. They borrowed it from Golden State fans, who had no more use for it after Ognjen Kuzmic departed…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
The reception Ricky Rubio got from the fans in his return to Minnesota was about what I expected. Polite, appreciative, but not roaring or anything. It wasn’t like the KG return, that’s for sure, and that’s how it should be. For those that weren’t paying attention, I have compiled a list of accomplishments the Timberwolves…
Read MoreBrandon Ingram Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
Much like his fellow hyped-up purple-and-gold youngster Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram had a very disappointing opening night. I don’t know what caused it, but everyone on the Lakers that night seemed uninterested in putting balls in holes. It wasn’t the greatest start for a team that was hyped as, if not actually good, at least…
Read MoreLonzo Ball 29 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
Using the parlance of our times, Lonzo Ball has a lot of “haters”. Also using the parlance of our times, he also has a lot of “nuthuggers”. The first game of his career, last night, was a major victory for group one, as he was utterly shut down by a combination of Patrick Beverley, Magic…
Read MoreOtto Porter 28 Points Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
It took a long time for the commentators in this game to acknowledge that Otto Porter was putting together a great offensive performance. Like, the whole first half went by, a first half were Otto-man had 20 points, without even a peep from them. I thought maybe the departure of that Chenier guy would lead…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic Career High 41 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
Way back in January of 2015, I wrote these words: “So I am officially done making Vooch highlights until he scores forty. Did I say forty? I meant fifty. No more Vooch videos until he scores fifty.” The cryptic word “Vooch” that I used represents Nikola Vucevic, if you were wondering. Now, some context. At…
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