These highlights are pretty good. Gerald Green, 18 points, a playoff career high? He even dunked it in this one, which is kind of weird since he barely dunked at all during the regular season. Yup, all in all, a pretty damn solid highlights package. But I’m thinking about how much more hyped I would…
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Lance Stephenson 22 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2017)
If you look only at the Pacers’ record in this series, the Lance Stephenson experiment looks like a huge mistake. 0-4 against the same guy who got his ear viciously blown into by Stephenson? Obviously there was a grudge there, and obviously the Pacers should have let Stephenson continue rotting on his couch. That’s if…
Read MoreNene 28 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2017)
Say what you will about the questionable sequence of events that led to Nene’s 12th basket and 26th through 28th points, but the fact remains that the Thunder had let him score 25 points on 11/11 shooting prior to their endgame blunder. A team that lets a guy with gray in his beard put that…
Read MoreJaVale McGee All 121 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)
The team plane was silent; it was two in the morning, and everybody was asleep. Everybody, that is, except one JaVale McGee, who couldn’t get to sleep no matter how much he tried. His mind was preoccupied with rumors that had been circulating the locker room for some time, rumors that Stephen had somehow acquired…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/22/2017)
It was looking like the Blazers had a good chance to beat the Warriors when they led by thirteen at halftime, but it just wasn’t meant to be. That’s okay, because the Warriors were without Durant for the second straight game, so the win wouldn’t have counted anyway. Meanwhile, the Warriors’ win counts 100% because…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 16 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2017)
Here is a complete list of the Hawks players who have more points than Taurean Prince in this series against the Wizards: Paul Millsap Dennis Schroder The Hawks won this game, but that list is not a good sign. It’s way too short! Even worse, looking at their roster, there aren’t even that many players…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/22/2017)
Dënniß ßchrööder’s stats have definitely benefited from him getting his own team this season. Well, like half a team. The other half is Paul Millsap’s. But it’s still a lot more than he had before, when Jeff Teague was taking all his partially-deserved minutes. It’s still up for debate whether his preponderance of stats means…
Read MoreTony Snell 19 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2017)
The Bucks aren’t going to win many games where Tony Snell is the only player who shows up. Did I type “many”? I meant “any”. The Bucks aren’t going to win any games where Tony Snell is the only player who shows up. Not trying to diss Snell here, because I continue to be extremely…
Read MoreLuc Richard Mbah a Moute 15 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2017)
Everybody (including me) gets on the Clippers’ case for consistently failing to acquire any kind of decent small forward to compliment their Paul/Redick/Griffin/Jordan core (a core which might not be around next season). And it’s true that the acquisitions of Wesley Johnson (LOL [lots of laughs]), Paul Pierce, and Alan Anderson haven’t really paid off…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 26 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2017)
I’m piloting a new online program tentatively called “Hill Shills”. How it works is I recruit unemployed males aged 18-25 from various message boards and gaming communities to spam George Hill-related comments on every NBA-themed video on YouTube. Video about LeBron James? There’s twenty dudes in the comment section saying “George Hill better than LeBum…
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