Man, the Kings commentators were going in HARD on Georgios Papagiannis for dribbling the basketball before dunking it. I don’t get it; dribbling is one of the fundamental-est tenets of the game of basketball. It’s a good thing. Every player has that skill in their arsenal except for DeAndre Jordan. What, do they want The…
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Maurice Ndour 13 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)
Maurice Ndour has had a strange path to the NBA. You’re probably already aware, so I’ll give you the abridged version: born in Senegal, played high school ball in Japan, played two years of college ball at some weird for-profit institution, then transferred to Ohio University, and finally played in Spain for a bit. And…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 28 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)
It’s good to see that Danilo Gallinari eventually followed my advice and shaved off that horrible neckbeard he had. He has a larger than average amount of bottom-chin, and having that whole area covered in face-pubes was not a good look. It’s not a good look for anybody. He still looks kind of weird, though….
Read MoreLance Stephenson 12 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (4/4/2017)
This performance by Lance Stephenson was just about the most Lance Stephenson-y thing ever. Comes into the game with much fanfare, then doesn’t do anything until the fourth quarter, where he goes bananas on the Raptors with bad (for him) jumpers and swaggy crossovers and taunting. Then, with 3 seconds left, violates the NBA’s “honor…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 21 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)
If you told me there was a term called “Serbian Shuteye”, I would naturally assume that it involved Serbians punching people so hard that they were knocked unconscious. Wouldn’t you? I mean, that’s like the only possible definition. But no. Apparently “Serbian Shuteye” involves Nikola Jokic hitting a face-up jumper in someone’s face. How disappointing….
Read MoreAl-Farouq Aminu 20 Points/5 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/3/2017)
This is the Al-Farouq Aminu the Blazers thought they were going to be getting this season after a career year last season. The Aminu who can shoot three-pointers and have them go in. I mean, the seven million dollars he’s getting isn’t just for his defense. It was for his nascent scoring ability, which has…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 11 Points/16 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2017)
This is not very many field goals for Ricky Rubio. Only two, which means I could have left them out and the quality of this video would remain about the same. A layup, a midrange jumper (the kind he’s been canning regularly for a few weeks now), a bunch of lame free-throws, and that’s it…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 29 Points/5 Assists/5 Blocks Full Highlights (4/2/2017)
Brook Lopez was only three steals away from a 5×5 in this game. However, we shouldn’t take it for granted that he got the requisite five rebounds necessary for a 5×5, considering he’s averaging just 5.4 RBG this season (by far a career-low save for the five games he played in 2011-12). Who’s stealing Brook…
Read MoreBoris Diaw 19 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)
I didn’t really expect Boris “The Big Croissant” Diaw to be capable of a revenge game, but the tubby Frenchman must have had some unspent reserves of revenge residing in his glands because he just had an honest-to-god revenge game against the team that traded him last off-season. He did it in his typical slow,…
Read MoreBobby Portis 21 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)
Bobby Portis AKA Crazy Eyes Portis AKA Bobby Bitches has been the object of some consternation among Bulls fans. He never seems to perform well as a starter, the very times when his team needs him to step up, but he’s also inconsistent off the bench. It’s hard to blame all the Bulls’ problems on…
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