The “Al Jefferson” type of center has fallen totally out of favor in the modern NBA, and that makes me a little sad. Like, people are dissing Jahlil Okafor hard right now, saying he’s nothing but another Al Jefferson, the implication being that he’s garbage and worthless and awful, and I’m like “guys Big All…
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Reggie Bullock 15 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
This is Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock’s fourth season in the league. He’s one of those guys who’s clinging onto the fringiest fringes of the NBA, managing to remain in the league only by sheer force of will. He got a little bit of burn with the Pistons last year, but so far this…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 26 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
The Reggie Jackson-Andre Drummond lob connection is dead. Officially. I would insert some sort of “Press F to pay respects” joke here, but such plebeian-tier humor is below the highbrow nature of this channel. If the Pistons want someone to throw lobs to Drummond, they’re probably going to have to scrounge up Will Bynum from…
Read MoreWilly Hernangomez 17 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
With Juan Hernangomez rotting on the bench in Denver, there can be no doubt as to who the superior Hernangomez brother is. That’s right: it’s Guillermo! I don’t even know if there are any possible answers, so if you had another possibility, it was pretty blatantly wrong. Willy (pronounced “Billy”, what kind of crap is…
Read MoreOtto Porter 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
Let us take a moment and give thanks that Otto Porter was not drafted first overall by the Cavaliers, as they considered. Of course, we know the story, Anthony Bennett ended up being the selection, and now he’s not in the league, while Porter ended up going third overall to the Wizards. Imagine the cries…
Read MoreMindaugas Kuzminskas 17 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
Whoops, I totally forgot to write the description for this one. I’m sitting here, getting everything together for the next video, everything’s going great, and then I realize that there’s no words for the Mindaugas Kuzminskas vid! So that’s totally my bad. My bad, totally. One-hundred percent. Can’t blame this one on anyone but myself….
Read MoreIvina Zubac 11 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/17/2017)
Ivina Zubac certainly seems to be a more competent and higher-upside center than a guy that most Lakers fans will remember not-too-fondly, Robert Sacre (or, as I like to call him, Robert Suckre). Sacre had the midrange jumper in his arsenal, but he didn’t have any reliable “moves” of any kind, and his status as…
Read MoreWill Barton 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/17/2017)
Nobody even realizes it, but Will Barton has transformed himself into a very good three point shooter in just two seasons. His first couple of years in the league, he couldn’t even muster 30% from the threezone, which is pretty much the unofficial demarcation line for whether or not you even get to shoot threes….
Read MoreNikola Jokic 29 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/17/2017)
Bad news for Jokic fans: Magic Jokson only had one assist last night. Maybe he ate a bad cheeseburger before the game or something and it made him dizzy and sick. Or his coach is sabotaging him for some reason. Anyway, there’s also good news for Jokic fans: Hakeem Olajokon had three blocked shots, which…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 14 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2017)
Caris “Fat LeVer” LeVert has not had a very winning NBA career thus far. He’s played in 21 games, with a record of 3 wins and 18 losses. Ouch! If I was an NBA rookie and my career started off that badly, I’d look for some NCAA loophole so I could go play at some…
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