Otto Porter is currently a beneficiary of the “Martell Webster Effect”. I don’t exactly know what the Martell Webster Effect entails, other than that John Wall is involved and that it’s the reason Martell Webster was really good that one season. Maybe I should’ve saved the presentation of the Martell Webster Effect until I knew…
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Tyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
The NBA really needs to do something about the end of games. In this particular contest between the Heat and the Mavs (which somehow lacked the intensity of their Finals matchups…), in between a few clutch shots, there were just way too many free throws, way too many stoppages, and way too much standing around….
Read MoreJames Jones 14 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
James “Champ” Jones is, after tonight, shooting 21 of 34 on three-pointers this season. That’s 62 percent, for those who understand how percentages work (I don’t). He is also shooting 4 of 12 on two-pointers, which isn’t as good. I guess there’s a reason he’s taken 7 times as many three as twos in his…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 22 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
This is Tyson Chandler’s 16th year in the league. It seems like just yesterday people were calling him a bust because he was the 2nd overall pick and couldn’t score even when he wanted to. Where has all the time gone? Now he’s a respected savvy veteran role-player, so respected and savvy and veteran and…
Read MoreChanning Frye 18 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
It’s kind of fitting that, right as Channing Frye’s reign as the dude who looks most like Obama in the NBA comes to an end (hello Malcolm Brogdon), Obama’s reign as the dude who looks most like an NBA player in the White House comes to an end as well. Poignant, even. Truly the end…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
“Thanks for organizing this whole thing, Mike,” Nikola Jokic said to his teammate Mike Miller as they sat with the rest of their Nuggets teammates in a San Antonio nightclub. “This place is swarming with babes! Barkley was totally wrong when he implied that San Antonio chicks are ugly.” “I know, right?” Mike said, his…
Read MoreDejounte Murray Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)
Ha! Hahahaha! All those times Dejounte Murray scored 10 points, and I didn’t do highlights, and you all said I was being stupid, look who’s stupid now! It’s you all! Those 10-point highlights, had I done them, which I didn’t, because I had the utmost confidence in Murray’s game and prospects as a player, would…
Read MoreJae Crowder 21 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
Jae Crowder tried his best to push his team to victory against the Knicks, but all the individual heroics in the world aren’t going to help you when you don’t get any help from your teammates. Let’s look at the most flagrant offenders: Al Horford, 2-of-14, five points. Forget about his ten assists for a…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
“Hey Russ, I having big favor to ask you,” Enes Kanter told his teammate immediately after his team’s loss to the Warriors. He had to raise his voice to make himself heard over the continued cheering of the home fans. “It very important.” “Is this about that cheerleader from Utah that you can’t shut up…
Read MoreRoy Hibbert 16 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
Roy Hibbert walked through the indistinct foggy realm, searching for anything that would give meaning to his presence in this place. There didn’t seem to be any floor or ground before his feat; underneath him, as above him, stretched an endless field of pinpoints of lights that had to be distant stars. But if he…
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