Last time I made a Kay Felder vid, it got three dislikes very shortly after getting uploaded. Way too quick, especially because I hadn’t said anything negative about Felder in the description. Since they weren’t disliking the description, there was only one other thing for them to dislike: Kay Felder THE PLAYER. That’s right: there…
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Steven Adams 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
I try to remain as neutral as possible while watching NBA games. Nothing good comes of letting one’s emotions be dictated by a bunch of roided-up monsters putting a little ball in a slightly bigger hoop. But I couldn’t help myself tonight. As the Thunder made their first 1000 shots from the field, with Steven…
Read MoreJodie Meeks 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
Last time I made a Jodie Meeks video, I mistakenly put “42 Points” in the title. I was thinking about that time he actually did score that many points, and being the dumbass that I am, my brain communicated the wrong commands to my typing fingers. I fixed the mistake fairly quickly, but not before…
Read MoreEric Gordon 31 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
A couple years ago, I felt like Eric Gordon didn’t get the credit he deserved for being a lethal three-point shooter with the Pelicans. He was second-best in the league in the 2014-15 season, shooting almost 45 percent. And no one cared. Now, everyone cares about Eric Gordon and his routine bombing raids from deep….
Read MoreAaron Gordon 22 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
I feel like Aaron Gordon should be dunking the ball way more often than he is. He had 71 bigtime slammy-whams last year, slammy-whams which were chronicled in a dunkilation at the end of the season. That was a decent amount of jammage, but it was marginally disappointing considering the caliber of dunker that he…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 20 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
How has the collective Internet populace not yet come up with the nickname “Butt Buddy” for Buddy Hield? I shouldn’t have to be the one to come up with this kind of stuff. It’s so obvious! It seems like whenever I start gaining a small amount of appreciation for what the Internet is capable of,…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 18 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2017)
Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is having a career year. You might not have noticed because a career year for Wayne Ellington is not of the same caliber as a career year for a DeMar DeRozan or a James Harden. But the Waynemaker is averaging career highs across the board: points (12.4), field goal percentage (43.8%),…
Read MoreThomas Robinson 12 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2017)
If we just forget everything about “draft position” and “nba readiness coming out of college” that we currently associate with Thomas Robinson, and instead just view him as a rebounding specialist like Reggie Evans, we can see that Robinson does indeed have a place in the league. As a 10th or 12th man who sucks…
Read MoreMyles Turner 23 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2017)
It’s a new year, and with a new year comes new opportunities for Myles Turner to be ignored in favor of more hypeable young players even though he is better than most of them. I can only do so much with my video descriptions when it comes to apportioning hype to the proper players in…
Read MoreNick Young 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/1/2017)
Normally when a team with Nick Young on it sucks, Nick Young is a primary reason for the suckage. It’s been such a constant pattern throughout his career that I don’t think anyone would have expected to be broken. Here we are. The Lakers, after a decent start to the season, suck. Bad. I don’t…
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