Jon Leuer approached Marcus Morris with a bit more swagger than was normal for him. “‘Sup, Marcus. I got an offer you can’t refuse.” Marcus raised an eyebrow. “I bet I can refuse if it’s you who’s offering it.” Disregarding the subtle insult, Jon pressed forward. “I’m extending an official offer for you to be…
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Rodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)
Here’s an honest question: has Rodney Hood peaked? Hood’s already 24. In NBA terms, that basically means that he’s only going to get worse from here on out. If he gets lucky, maybe he’ll maintain his 15 ppg for a few years until his aging body can no longer handles the minutes being forced upon…
Read MoreJames Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)
I keep seeing comments on the internet like “Don’t diss James Jones, he’s been to the finals five straight times” or “LeBron is getting carried by James Jones”. This disturbs me. I’m all for the glorification of role-players, but it looks like some people have messed up ideas about the quality of James Jones. Here’s…
Read MoreRobert Covington 26 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)
Robert Covington has lowkey been one of the worst minutes-receiving players in the league this year. He had previously been heralded as one of the rare successes of Sam Hinkie’s (R.I.P. in peace) “cycle as many scrubs through the roster as possible and maybe some of the will be good if we force-feed them minutes”…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/14/2016)
“Dear Diary, I’m really excited tonight! I scored twenty-five points and hit seven three-pointers! One of the shots that I hit that wasn’t a three, the referees didn’t want to give to me. But me and Daddy argued with the referees, and they gave me the points! Daddy said that he and I make a…
Read MoreSam Dekker 19 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)
It seems like all I heard about Sam Dekker while he was playing at Wisconsin was how he couldn’t shoot, or how they wished he would shoot better, or why he wasn’t shooting it more, or why he wasn’t shooting it less. I don’t think I ever heard anything good about him, that’s for sure….
Read MoreKay Felder 14 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)
If you squint your eyes really tight, you can almost imagine that Kay Felder is Kyrie Irving. And James Jones is LeBron James. And Chris Andersen is Kevin Love. So it’s like the big three are still playing! When I saw that Felder played decent minutes scored 14 points, I got pretty hyped. J.R. Smith…
Read MoreAaron Gordon Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2016)
Well this was unexpected. You might have noticed that you haven’t been hearing as much about Aaron Gordon as you ought to have given his status as one of the premiere young talents in the league. Where are the fawning articles? Where are the NBA-produced dunk reels? Where are the fan-made mixes with crappy hip-hop…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 20 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2016)
OFFICIAL POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS FOR THE BANDAGE ON LANGSTON GALLOWAY’S HEAD POWER RANKINGS 1. Got caught in a portal between two dimensions and was literally ripped into pieces by the chaotic maelstrom of the timevoid 2. Got headbutted by an ostrich 3. Punched a fire extinguisher (with his head) 3a. Punched Kristaps Porzingis 4. Jumped in…
Read MoreJodie Meeks 20 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2016)
I feel like nobody remembers that Jodie Meeks once scored 42 points in a sanctioned NBA contest. He is definitely one of the lowest-profile members of the forty-point club. That year he was pretty much the main scorer for the Lakers once Kobe went down, so most of the best games of his career came…
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